Showing posts with label Renee Zellweger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Renee Zellweger. Show all posts

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Renee Zellweger Needs to Let Her Lungs Breathe

On Renee, this dress is SO tight that I half expect her to be arrested for public nudity because it’s just body paint. It makes sense to me that she’s at CNN’s event for modern-day heroes, because she deserves some kind of medal for squeezing into that thing without ripping it, removing any of her ribs, and/or compressing her lungs to the size of raisins.