Blog* Oh Sam, you are a true diplomat. Title is from Supernatural.* And we're BACK! I enjoyed my brief break (and seeing my GLORIOUS friend Miss Laroux, AND the band Thursday), and snow-storms do NOTHING to me, SO SUCK IT, WEATHER!* Patience, who I want to be when I grow up and is made of epic Epic-ry, ALSO loves Janis Joplin. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF COOLNESS WE ARE DEALING WITH?Daily Buy* Sweet Libertine cosmetics needs to be mine. The makeup is gorgeous and pretty-ful (yes, I am making up words today, what of it?) and you can get an eyeshadow a month for $200, which would make a fantastic present for ANYONE inclined to makeup. Like me.[Found at Sweet Libertine Cosmetics]Holiday!Fail* Um, I think you have to pick ONE:[Found at Flickr]WTF, INTERNET?* I officially have NO FREAKING CLUE who thought a dragon figure of President Obama would be a clever idea for a gift:[Found at Wonkette]I mean, as someone who likes Obama, I do not want this in my house. It scares me, and I suspect it eats the souls of children as they sleep.You could buy it for someone who hates Obama, I guess, but do they really WANT a figurine of Obama in dragon form in their home? Wouldn't that be like having a framed picture of the person you hate most hanging over the fireplace?Also the figurine has no pupils. I think it's a DEMON DRAGON. That you could buy for $7.99. And they have a McCain gargoyle, but even THAT is more frightening than amusing/flattering, and maybe stop making FIGURINES of political figures that FREAK ME RIGHT THE HELL OUT.I'm just glad they don't have Sarah Palin as a centaur or something. Or a unicorn. I COULDN'T HANDLE THAT RIGHT NOW.MusicBecause I saw them this weekend, and they PLAYED THIS SONG WHICH MADE ME SO HAPPY, and I didn't die near the mosh pit, and the guitarist from Dillinger Escape Plan jumped on the bar and danced around, and Thursday is WIN.Comics* According to this article, Marvel hates women. Especially powerful women. They are teh evil, and must be destroyed. Unlike all the dudes who are too powerful and must be destroyed because, hey, that's different.This whole 'are comics sexist?' argument gets on my nerves, because the short answer is Yes, and the long answer is Not anymore, Not really, But....Also, they're escapist fantasy, and they're fun as hell, and anyway DC women are more fun/badass anyway (Hi, Harley Quinn!)Daily Hot Guy[David Tennant, AKA, The Doctor, and WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS UNIVERSE LEAVING? Dear Russell T. Davies: Stop killing characters I love for NO DAMN REASON. And convince David Tennant not to leave. Because I am blaming you for this. It's totally your fault. Mr Tennant, COME BACK!]Words Of Win* Nice doggy?see more Epic FailsLife Lessons* Life lesson of the day: Sometimes bad guys make better good guys than the good guys, and are STILL better bad guys, so maybe good guys are obsolete, except Deadpool and Tony Stark.Food!Fail* I won't lie, if I was drunk I would eat this:[Found at This Is Why You're Fat]It's a burger filled with chinese BBQ pork between two pork buns.Yeah, sort of delicious, in a suicidal way.SO why fail?Because it's bigger than my head, and that frightens me.I'm BACK! Did you miss me? I missed blogging.Except when I innocently clicked a random link and ended up with Santa!Pron. That was not what I wanted.- LV
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