Alan Moore Eats Black Holes. They Taste Like Chicken.

Note: How is it that AFTER I post the Ozymandias entry, I find TONS of hilarious Ozy shit? I know, I fail. BUT NOT REALLY. Here's a BONUS Ozymandias/Adrian Veidt post, even though he RUINS EVERYTHING and CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED BECAUSE HE KILLED SANTA.

Note 2: I made NONE of these. I am talentless. If you want credit, Email me, and credit and accolades will be given.

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I AM DONE. MY WORK IS FINISHED. NO MORE OZYMANDIAS, OK?! STOP SENDING ME STUFF. This twee little man is depressing me. I wash my hands of all his sordid affairs. We are focusing on NITE OWL II now, OK? DANIEL. NOT VEIDT. OK?!

Later today will be Nite Owl II. I am pretending this post never happened. You all SICKEN me with your decadent liberal purple-cat owning LOVE. LOVE IS FOR POOR PEOPLE.
- LV

PS I am definitely, at some point, going to analyze the different ways we all love our respective Watchmen. Rorschach fangirls want to feed him sugar cubes and get beat up, while Ozy fangirls seem to want him to be perverted with his cat. So we're ALL crazy. In the best way possible.

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Alan Moore's First Job Was As A Paperboy. There Were No Survivors.

Watchmen Quotes: Ozymandias Quotes

Note: Why do I blame this character for what happens at the end of the comic that I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT, instead of Osterman? As I told my friend who probably didn't really care: "I blame the man who pulls the trigger, not the gun itself." I sounded profound.

But I do start to feel bad for Veidt, especially in the context of Tales Of The Black Freighter, which HE SHOULD HAVE READ BEFORE GOING ALL- OK. Here are some Adrian Veidt quotes, for those of you who love him:

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* An intractable problem can only be resolved by stepping beyond conventional solutions.

* Do it? Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago. One of the BEST pwnage moments in history.

* No, I don't mind being the smartest man in the world. I just wish it wasn't this one.

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* We can do so much more. We can save this world... with the right leadership.

* Well, it was unprecedented. I wanted... needed to match his accomplishments, and so I resolved to apply antiquity's teaching to our world, today. And so began my path to conquest. Conquest not of men, but of the evils that beset them.

* What, in life, does not deserve celebrating?

* Dan. A world united in a peace... there had to be sacrifices.

* I've saved the Earth from hell.

* I've made myself feel every death... see every innocent face I've murdered to save humanity.

* Dan? Grow up.

There aren't many Veidt quotes, are there? So, because he is rather fabulous in a MURDERING way, here are some funny Ozymandias images I have found in my wanderings, for you people. I made none of these. I have no artistic talent WHATSOEVER. If you want credit, let me know and it shall be given:




















[Made by Okypete_Harpy]

The following are all from SomethingAwful.






Well, I feel decadent and pampered and soft now. Too much Ozymandias for my taste. But I hope you Ozy fans enjoyed this.

Tomorrow: Nite Owl II Quotes, images, and more goodness!
- LV

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