JEN? Is Roy Off The Phone Yet? The Spider Is Now Upon My Person.

Blog
* I cannot emphasize how much I love Maurice Moss. Title is from The IT Crowd.

* I have a Tumblr now, although I'm honestly not quite sure what the hell I'm meant to do with it. But I HAVE one, and if you're curious, check it out, and add me.

Music
* The following speakers cost $263,000.00:

[Found at DVICE]
I want you to stop and think about this. The speakers cost $263,000. MUSIC SPEAKERS. As in, if you're buying these things, it seems reasonable to spend over $260,000 on SPEAKERS. TO LISTEN TO MUSIC. WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE MONEY LEFT OVER. WHO IS BUYING THESE, AND WHY ARE THEY NOT MY FRIEND WHO LIKES TO LOAN ME MONEY?

Also, and this is entirely my own prejudice, I highly doubt anyone buying these speakers has good music taste. They're probably listening to Milli Vanili. I NEED TO BELIEVE THIS AS I LISTEN TO EXCELLENT MUSIC ON MY SAD, $30.00 speakers that I had to CHARGE OH GOD WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR?

Fandom
* OH, COME ON:

[Found at Regretsy]
This is creepy. Imposing your face into a picture of your fandom? That is the sort of thing that lands you on a list. A Bad List. You want to Photoshop things like that, FINE, but don't pay other people to do it for you. Hell, I'll PhotoShop it for you, for free, just so you don't spend your money on things like this.
Although 'GWASH' is sort of a great word.

Whut?
* It's the last day of the break, and honestly I have no IDEA what the internet is trying to do to me, because WHEN DID WE INVENT CAT FOOD SCENTED SOAP?

[Found at Nerd Approved]
Do you use it to attract the cats? Or to smell like cats when you're away from home. CAT FOOD SMELLS LIKE SICK. Cats don't even like how it smells, they are simply drawn to it like the CRACK it is.

Star Trek
* .....OR IS IT?!

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Art
* TeeVee!Art!

[Found at PopCulture Cooking]
MIAMI VICE ART:

MORE TEEVEE ART.

Comics
* Marvel SmartAss mocks because he loves. The following panel manages to include both:

[Found at Marvel SmartAss]
He explains what he loves by DERISION. I just mock. It's a rare and wonderful skill. Plus, he adores Stan Lee FOR the corniness, rather than trying to get around it. I respect that. Stan Lee's corny writing is one of his most endearing qualities. Plus, Iron Man.

Daily Hot Guy
[Note: Either later today or tomorrow there is going to be a David Tennant pic!spam, because I am preparing myself to watch The End of Time today, and I am fully prepared for it to wreck me. Ergo, Pictures of David Tennant will comfort me in my darkest hour. My darkest TV hour. Shut up STOP JUDGING ME.]

[Fran Kranz, AKA Topher from Dollhouse, and WHY is this picture so sensual to me? Like, I find it very sexy. Is it the couch? Is it him ON the couch? Do I have a couch problem that needs further investigation? I don't need this. It's Sunday, and I'm tired, and I have work to do, so someone send over Topher. With that couch. We're going to watch Doctor Who.]

Food!Win
* Candy sushi! Candy sushi!

[Found at Incredible Things]

Just replace the rice with rice krispie treats, the seaweed with fruit roll-ups, spicy tuna with twizzlers and avocado with gummy worms.

I'd serve it for dessert after a meal of real sushi. JUST TO SCREW WITH PEOPLE'S MINDS. Is it sweet? Is it spicy? WHO KNOWS? I do. I do.

Words of Win
* Sometimes, people are awesome:

In an impressive bid to make the police's work easier, a burglar in the U.S. managed to accidentally take a picture of himself with his victim's mobile phone while robbing their house.

Crafts
* The following is NSFW, but so hilarious and WTF that I am posting a picture REGARDLESS, so maybe hide this from your boss if you're at work, unless your boss is into this sort of thing:

[Found at Regretsy]
And now click here to see the full picture, and the NEKKID people, and Martha Stewart (but clothed).

Books
* I love weird books. This is a whole website of weird books, titled, appropriately, BookFail. I want these books. But not this one:

[Found at BookFail]
The girl on the cover terrifies me.

Doctor Who
* RUN, DAVID TENNANT!

RUN FROM RUSSELL T. DAVIES AND HIS DESTRUCTION OF ALL GOOD THINGS.

If you need me, I'll be ingesting huge amounts of caffeine to psychologically prepare myself for The End Of Time.
- LV

PS Followed by alcohol.

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You Better Go Find Your Boyfriend. Before He Bites My Cat Or Something.

Blog
Kinky! And I think illegal, at least in a few states. Title is from Six Feet Under.

* Happy New Year! I hope that 2010 finds you with rocket lasers, and robot sex slaves, and flying rocket boots of sex. Or whatever.

* I KNEW I forgot someone awesome yesterday, and I am bereft, and hang my head in shame. To make up for my hideous oversight, please go read Marvel Smart Ass, who is brilliant and snarky and a gentleman and a scholar.

Food!Win
* Let's start 2010 off with a deep-fried caloric ORGY, shall we?

[Found at This Is Why You're Fat]
Hot apple-bacon turnovers with icing? YES, please. Although rumor has it that bologna is the new bacon, and that soon bacon will be our PARENT'S meat product, man.

I love bologna sandwiches. Bologna with American cheese, lettuce, tomato, on rye bread. Get me one.

Girly!Want
* In 2010, I would like this jacket:

[Found at Haute Macabre]
Only the chances of me wearing it in a field of wheat sans pants is rather unlikely. That's not really how I roll.

Whut?
* My hatred of raisins is well-known in my social circle. I hate them. I despise them. They are the fruit of SATAN. But even if I loved raisins in all their shriveled glory, I still think I'd be scared of the Sun-Maid Girl:

This may be scarier than The Ring. This is the face you see before you die. AND YOU THOUGHT RAISINS WEREN'T EVIL. BAH.

Fandom
* I can't decide if this is awesome or terrible, and finally I decided it was awesome, because My Little Pony plus Star Wars equals the best babysitting time ever:

[Found at Unique Daily]

Star Trek
* In 2010, the Oscars will be ruled by GEEKS, HAHHA! And Star Trek will win every Oscar ever, and Chris Pine will celebrate by taking off his clothes, and.... what are we talking about? Who are you people, again?

Art
* I love this Venn Diagram of Art and Science, because it is TRUE and WISE, and also the accompanying article is true, wise, and funny.

[Found at Ariana Osborne]
The best art has elements of science, and the best science has hints of art in it. THEY ARE THE SAME. Except I'm not afraid of art.

Daily Hot Guy

[John Krasinski. In a suit. Happy New Year, indeed. Requested by Kristamaru, zombie fighter and general badass.]

WTF, INTERNET?
* Now you too can grow herbs out of the President's skull:

[Found at Amazon]
Really, this just... I do not get it. Why would I want to grow plants out of a President's head? I've never gotten the who Chia Pet thing with humans. I mean, am I weird? Is it abnormal to have no desire to plant things in the head of the Chief of Staff? Should I seek counseling?

The thing that really gets me, however, is the two faces of Obama. You can either have a Happy Plant President, or a Determined Plant President. THEY HAVE DIFFERENT EXPRESSIONS.

I like to imagine Happy Plant President has just experienced a refreshing summer rain, while Determined Plant President is staring down a lawnmower.

Last question: Was there a George W. Bush Chia Pet? Because his last name makes for some hilarious marketing possibilities. Just saying.

Music
* I listen to the music Warren Ellis tells me to listen to, because he is somewhat scary and has no problem beating people with chair legs of truth, and I am small and do not want to be beaten with furniture. And Surf Solar is quite good, actually.

I am saying this of my own free will.

Comics
* Remember when Jhonen Vasquez was awesome, and had made Squee! And Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Filler Bunny and Invader Zim, and we all loved him and his weird?

Then he sort of went bad-insane, and made Jellyfist, and went away because he was being hunted by the assassins from Nickelodeon for making the Invader Zim comic finale entirely about space piggies?

Well, he's back (from outer space?) and working on Strange Tales, and hopefully this will be more JTHM and less Jellyfist, because I HAVE READ IT MULTIPLE TIMES AND HAVE NO FREAKING CLUE WHAT IT'S ABOUT. I HATE IT.

Oh, and I miss Wobbly-Headed Bob.

Words Of Win
* This is from July 2009, but it still made me snerk with laughter when I found it in the FEAR AND LOATHING archives, so I'm sharing it:

A Royal Air Force parade was recently cancelled in Lincolnshire, England when a possible bomb was found in a telephone booth. The bomb turned out to be an air freshener

It's nice to know other countries screw up, too.

Politics
* Let me make this as simple and inoffensive as I can:
- Conservatives: If you want to convert liberals, fine, but please do not mention 'Convert-A-Liberal Day,' as it immediately invalidates ALL your arguments.
- Liberals: If a conservative wants to convert you, politely listen to their arguments, as they may have some good points. And if they mention 'Convert-A-Liberal Day,' you have the legal right to laugh and mention Tea-Bagging.
Fair? I think so.

Epic!Fail
* I'm going to let this article speak for itself, because honestly, TASING CHILDREN IS ONLY FUNNY IF YOU ARE NOT A POLICE OFFICER:

An Arkansas cop tasered an unruly 10-year-old girl after her mother called police to report that the child was crying, screaming, and refusing to go to bed.

The mother and the cop fail. FAIL JAIL. THEY BELONG THERE.

Books
* I love Lovecraft, and this year I intend to knit a small Cthulu. Click here to look at John Coulthart's Lovecraftian illustrations. They are wonderful and terrifying.

It's 2010. Do you know where YOUR children are?

And I want to sue The Jetsons for lying to me. I do not have Rosie the Robot to clean up after me. THAT IS UNFAIR.

Oh, and for those of you paying attention, I've joined NaBloPoMo, which means I'm going to blog every day without fail, NO MATTER WHAT. Except zombie apocalypse (although can you IMAGINE the entry?) Join the site to keep track, send out links, whatever. SUPPORT FEAR AND LOATHING IN 2010.

Or darkness descends. Honest!
- LV

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Someone's Ear Is In Danger Of Having Hair Brushed Over It.

Blog
* Never has a tender endearment sounded so creepy. Title is from Zombieland.

* I am back, and I will be blogging again regularly. So rejoice, peons.

* Dan Faust, phantasmagorical man that he is, lists his top ten books of the year. I need to read them all, right now, because his list includes demons, super-powered teens, and motherfucking DEMIGODS.

Food!Win
* I am going to make these for Danceswithelvis, because A) she deserves them because she is epic win, and B) I want to make cupcakes with POLAR BEARS on them:

[Found at Bakerella]
Plus they've got soda in them, and you know how I feel about soda (hint: PURE LOVE).

Girly!Shit
* Reader Kuhlchikk sent me this link, which almost made me glad I bite my nails, because at least they are not DEFORMED:

Bubble nails? REALLY? Puffy nails? I forbid the existence of these things. They will NOT become popular in 2010. DO YOU HEAR ME?

Whut?
* This is a pencil. Plated with pure gold:

[Found at LikeCool]
WHY DOES THIS EXIST? WHO WOULD DO THIS? IS IT ART? IS IT A COMMENTARY ON OUR SOCIETY? OR IS IT JUST A STUPID, STUPID WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY? WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE ALLOW THIS THING INTO BEING? More to the point, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH STUFF I COULD BUY WITH THAT FREAKING PENCIL? I need more coffee.

Fandom
* Look, I am really trying to be nice to the Twilight people. It's a New Years' resolution, yeah? I am going to be mature, and make fun of them WITH the rest of the fandom universe. I'm growing as a human being.

But then I see shit like this, and how can I NOT comment?

[Found at Etsy]
A life-sized Edward Cullen sticker is watching you sleep. How is this not creepy? There is no one I want watching me sleep, especially by BREAKING INTO MY ROOM WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE AND THEN DICTATING HOW I LIVE MY LIFE BECAUSE AS A WOMAN I CAN'T MAKE DECISIONS FOR MYSELF, OR BUCKLE MY OWN SEATBELT.

Sorry, sorry. I'll go work on my New Years' Resolution, you go burn this giant scary sticker, OK?

Stark Trek
* Star Trek plus Pulp's "Common People" plus cartoony goodness plus Monday without work equals:

Well, the work bit may only apply to me, but still, STAR TREK AND PULP.

Art
* I went to this:

You be hating, yes? I got to see the reindeer topiary from Edward Scissorhands, and Pierce Brosnan's head from Mars Attacks! And the knives from Sweeney Todd, and the costume from Edward Scissorhands, and the scarecrow from Sleepy Hollow and the models from A Nightmare Before Christmas, AND THE ANGORA SWEATER FROM ED WOOD, WHICH SHOULD HAVE WON ALL THE OSCARS EVER.

I'm OK now.

Daily Hot Guy

[And now I am REALLY OK. John Barrowman, AKA Captain Jack Harkness from Doctor Who and Torchwood. Even though I am VERY ANGRY with Captain Jack due to the third season of Torchwood, but he is still a very, very sexy man. Can't deny that.]

WTF, INTERNET?
* Dude, did you hear? You can get your ashes put in a sculpture of a person's head. No, listen: You could get your ashes put in your OWN HEAD, or your ex-husband's head (that would freak him out), or your kids' head (teach the little shit to forget your birthday), or the PRESIDENT'S HEAD:

[Found at Wonkette]
I want to have my ashes put in the head of John Adams. Or William Shatner. I don't need to explain myself to you.

Music
* This song won't stop playing in my head, and I have no problem with that AT ALL:

This is a badass song, and I CHALLENGE you to argue that.

Comics
* I found this through Warren Ellis, but it's drawn by Eliza Gauger, who is my new hero:

[Found at Warren Ellis]
If I was Batman, I'd do that too, all the time.

Words Of Win

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Life Lessons
* King Oblivion, Phd. of the International Society of Supervillians teaches us about life, sex in bathrooms, and other important lessons he gleamed from Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony:

Cage fights are pretty fun until the guy with the knife shows up.
That guy's a dick.

Not if you manage to sneak in a flame thrower.

Politics
* WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE UNIVERSE? REALLY? I CAN'T EVEN... WHAT?!

[Found at Wild Ammo]
THERE IS ONE WHERE THE UNICORN IS POURING SUNTAN LOTION ONTO OBAMA'S BACK. I AM NOT KIDDING, LOOK:

WHAT IS GOING ON? WHY IS AMERICA THE UNICORN MASSAGING LOTION INTO THE PRESIDENT?

Epic!Fail
* So when depressed teenagers are jumping on front of trains, the OBVIOUS SOLUTION is to stand around the train tracks and make sure they don't jump, rather then, you know, having a conversation with the kids, or trying to find out WHY the kids are so depressed:

There are no shrines erected here, no memorials to the four dead teenagers. No one wants to romanticize what happened. In fact, no one even uses the "S" word, instead referring to "the incidents," or "the misuse of the tracks." The volunteers fear saying anything that could encourage another copycat.

WHAT THE FUCK. These kids committed suicided. This should not be a taboo word. They committed suicide. The word does NOT make people go, 'Gee, I totally want to do that!.'

These kids are suicides. They are not 'incidents,' or 'misuses of the tracks.' How dare you undermine what these kids were suffering, and how desperate and hopeless they must have felt to do such a thing. HOW DARE YOU. And calling it an 'incident' won't stop other depressed, desperate kids from doing this.

These kids were depressed and scared and in so much pain that jumping front of a TRAIN seemed a better alternative to living. You could call it 'happy fun time.' It doesn't matter. Fuck your little watch crew. The next depressed teen won't jump in front of a train. They'll find another way, if they're that determined.

Maybe just talk to these kids? Get them counseling? Find out WHY they feel so hopeless, and solve the problem? No. No, standing out in the cold on the train tracks is a much better solution to having a conversation with your kid. Because that might mean admitting you failed on some level, or need to make an effort and change your parenting, and GOD FORBID you might have to do that.

I just don't understand the logic here. If a kid overdoses on a prescription, or cuts their wrists, are they going to follow teenagers into the bathroom? Because that could get all SORTS of awkward.

Books
* I had some more coffee and have calmed down. I would like this chair:

[Found at Incredible Things]
It can hold 300 books! That's like, 1/3 of my collection, maybe!

Doctor Who
* I have not seen the "End Of Times" Doctor Who episode, SO DO NOT SPOIL IT, but Bossmew sent me this, and it in no way surprises me:

GOD DAMN YOU, RUSSELL T. DAVIES. WHY MUST YOU KILL MY HAPPY? STOP TRYING TO BE JOSS WHEDON. JOSS WHEDON HAS ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH THAT.

People I Love
* Once upon a time, a dude was selling hot dogs in New Orleans (much like A Confederacy of Dunces, which is one of my favorite books ever, and HAVE YOU READ IT?). Some other dude tried to rob him, with a knife. Well, Hot Dog Dude used to be a Marine, and he FUCKING PWNS that sorry-ass robber, WHILE WEARING the hot dog-seller uniform. Look at this BAMF:

[Found at Nola]
He is my hero. Let's all buy a hot dog from him, and discuss A Confederacy of Dunces.

You know, if you all go follow my blog on Twitter, I may have a New Years' surprise for you all. Or I may be lying. But if you don't follow me, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, and it will haunt you all your days, the end.
- LV

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You're Wet. Allow Me To Dry You Off - WITH MY PANTS!

Blog
* Say what you will, I freaking miss this show. Title is from Clone High.

* SilentWK draws pictures that I try to climb into:

That Inglorious Basterd by =SilentKW on deviantART
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS COMES OUT TOMORROW. Sorry, off topic. SilentWK has drawings of Zachary Quinto and the Joker that make me giggle with awe. Giggle because they are so gorgeous, and awe because, well:

Mr. Irons - Finale by =SilentKW on deviantART
JEREMY IRONS FTW. I was listening to his reading of Lolita last night on the train. It was weird and I enjoyed it.

Daily Buy
* I joke often about being a ninja, mostly because I am not in any way, shape, or form. But I still think I deserve this:

[Found at Think Geek]
And it's only $30.00, and it's a NINJA UMBRELLA OF EPIC JUSTICE. I just want it. If you can't understand why, I pity you.

Holiday!Fail
* TWO SHOTS TO THE HEAD TWO SHOTS TO THE HEAD:

[Found at Santa, NO!]

Fandom
* It's Monday. This is a little bit beyond my skills:

[Found at Boing Boing]
I really don't know anymore, guys. Why is the Stormtrooper also a ballerina? Who thinks of combining these things? Star Wars: The Ballet? These are questions I do not want to answer.

Jersey!Fail
* Have you watched Jersey Shore?

VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & Gossip

THOSE PEOPLE DO NOT REPRESENT ME. I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THEM.

Really, can't you guys just leave us alone? Go make fun of Maine for a while. THEY HAVE LOBSTERS.

Star Trek
* This is weird and funny and Star Trek.

This is what they're really saying, you know. Ignore the 'dialogue' from the 'episode' and trust Paraguay.

Daily Hot Guy

[Nathan 'The Hammer Is My Penis' Fillion. Future husband of one of my dearest friends. TRUFAX.]

Inglourious Basterds
* WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY ON THE INTERWBEZ?

Really, Quentin? This is not the way to reward my devotion.

Art
* I went to the Tim Burton exhibit at the MOMA yesterday (and if you get a chance, you should go - it was INCREDIBLE), so I know a thing or two about art:

[Found at DVICE]
This is not art. This just makes me cry and have to go sit in a quiet room.


Words Of Win
* This is both funny AND depressing, much like Monday itself:

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OK, I have to go do things with stuff.
- LV

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I Hit A New Low. I Made The Bereaved Vomit.

Blog
* Eh, they're pretty inclined to hurl, generally. Title is from Six Feet Under.

Star Trek
* Danceswithelvis sent me this video of Spock and Kirk, set to Closer by Nine Inch Nails:

It may be the greatest YouTube video out there, and Star Trek will never be the same.

Food!Win
* With the fall, I've been craving pecan pie. It's one of the essential fall foods, in my humble opinion, right alongside pumpkin pie, cornbread, and hot apple cider. However, I have not gotten any pecan pie:

[Found at Moonglow Gardens]
These pecan pie tartlets would be an acceptable alternative.

Girly!Shit
* OK, members of the female persuasion, we as a gender need to stop purchasing shoes like this:

[Found at ShopBop]
These are NOT ATTRACTIVE SHOES. WHO IS BUYING THEM? I NEED TO HAVE WORDS WITH THAT PERSON.

WTF, INTERNET?
* My dog sheds. He sheds short white hairs, and it is annoying. But I refuse to
A) Collect his hair and save it.
B) MAIL it to someone.
C) Pay that someone $80.00 to fashion a HAT out of it.
D) Wear said hat out, in public, and tell people I am WEARING MY DOG'S FUR:

[Found at Regretsy]
This is in some ways worse than just buying a fur coat (which I'm against, because fur is murder, and it makes everyone look like an ass), because at least you don't personally KNOW the skinned mink. You don't rub its belly and feed it and talk to it. YOU DON'T FOLLOW IT AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A PLASTIC BAG AND COLLECT THE FUR, THINKING, 'I will wear this as a fetching hat!'

And no, I'm not even going INTO the person knitting with the hair of strangers' dogs. UNCLEAN? AND WHAT IF IT'S NOT DOG HAIR?
I have scared myself.

Music
* Everyone else can look at Paul McCartney and John Lennon. That's fine. I am simply staring at George Harrison, and the GREATEST PANTS A MAN HAS EVER WORN:

[Found at No Good For Me]
George was the best Beatle. YEAH, I said it. And I'll defend it. TO THE END.

Daily Hot Guy

[Bruce Campbell. NOTE: If you cannot contact Bruce Campbell, Ron Perlman is an acceptable alternative. SECOND NOTE: So is Nathan 'The Hammer Is My Penis' Fillion. NOTE THE THIRD: Who would win in a fight between Ron Perlman and Bruce Campbell? I don't think I'm supposed to ask such questions....]

Technology

[Found at Friggin Random]

Words Of Win

[Found at Passive Aggressive Notes]

Is it really Monday? I think I as gypped out of a weekend day at some point. I think I'd like to go back to bed. HELP ME, BRUCE CAMPBELL! YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE.
- LV

PS The original Wicker Man is twisted and scary and brilliant. Jason X is also brilliant, albeit in a completely different sense of the word. JASON VOORHEES IN SPACE. THINK ABOUT IT.

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Now I'm Going To Turn My Daughter Into A Woodchuck.

Blog
* Woodchucks are fuzzy! Title is from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Wow
* This umbrella is also a squirt gun. THINK ABOUT HOW ANGRY YOU COULD MAKE PEOPLE:

[Found at Mental Floss]
Rainwater is funneled down the shaft of the umbrella, and you SQUIRT people. This could cause Armageddon in New York. I'll take five. And that's not even the weirdest umbrella. Click here to see some that don't even look umbrella-esque.

Animals
* This is the only cat that really COULD smother you and your kids and your neighbors... and most mid-sized mammals:

[Found at Best Week Ever]
But I love this cat, almost as much as I love the expression of horrified disgust on the nurse's face.

Star Trek
* You need to click here, and read Star Trek in a minute. Here's a sample:

Eric Bana: I'm from a different alien race that also looks totally human. My planet was destroyed by a natural event that was nobody's fault, so I went back in time and formulated a plan to destroy a whole bunch of planets, thereby punishing people who did nothing wrong in response to an event that hasn't occurred yet. I have some idea about what "revenge" means but I clearly don't have a full grasp on it.

I love Star Trek. I want a sequel, with more Romulans, and Klingons, and Spock being Spocky. Make it so! HAHA. Oh, crap, where's the coffee?

Food!Win
* I have been accused of liking really gross foods. That's hurtful and untrue! I have the most normal food eating habits. Look at this:

[Found at This Is Why You're Fat]
These are deep fried, beer-battered WIsconsin cheese curds with chipotle mayo dipping sauce. Nothing wrong with that, right? RIght? Where did you all go??

Girly Shit
* WHO IS DESIGNING THESE SHOES?!

[Found at Shoe Lust]
AND CAN THEY BE STOPPED? WHAT THE HELL, MAN? WHO IS WEARING THESE? UNACCEPTABLE.

WTF, INTERNET?
* This isn't offensive, it just puzzles me, and I don't know what it is, and the longer I look at it, the more it bothers me. So I share it with you all:

[Found at Nerd Approved]
So it's a little dude, and he's pooing, but he's reading while he takes a dump, and he's sort of deformed, and if you leave him in the sun he uses solar energy to nod his head, WHILE POOPING AND READING.
I have no fucking clue what the point of this thing is, and his smile is starting to frighten me, and I have to stop looking at the picture. WHAT IS THE POINT? WHY IS HE ON THE TOILET WHILE NODDING? WHY IS HE ORANGE AND LUMPY?
He looks sort of like the dude from season 2 of Torchwood, when Gwen ruined everyone's lives by being a nosy bitch, but it's OK because Ianto was naked. That's how I remember the episode, what do you recall?

Daily Hot Guy
* THIS WAS REQUESTED, AND I REFUSE TO APOLOGIZE:

[Chris Barrie, AKA Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf, who is TRAGIC, and if you can overlook the fact that he is an epic douchebag, he's one of the saddest, loneliest characters in the history of television, and I want to hug him. And then some.]

Music
* I simply cannot stop listening to this song.

It's fabulous. And I get to see Thursday, so SUCK IT, MONDAY. YOU KICKED MY ASS, BUT IN A LITTLE OVER A MONTH I GET MUSICAL RETRIBUTION. HAHA.

Technology
* KILL IT:

[Found at DVICE]
SHOWER!SQUID OF DOOM.

OK, it's Tuesday. You know what that means. DO you? I have no idea.
- LV

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