Showing posts with label hugo weaving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hugo weaving. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Emotions Are Dumb & Should Be Hated.

Blog
* Title comes from Futurama, WHICH WILL BE RETURNING TO TEEVEE AND BRINGING LIGHT TO AN OTHERWISE DARK AND UNCOMPROMISING UNIVERSE.

* Due to the technical wizardy of reader Julie, you can see that my profile has had 1,000 hits. My blog's had over 35,000 hits. I WIN... something.


Life
* I took the LSATs. I was at the center from 11:40 AM until 6:00 PM. It HURT. I will go into detail later, but I'm still relatively traumatized, and need more coffee before I can relive the experience.

Music
* I really miss cassettes. I remember my first cassette. It was the Phenomenon soundtrack. What? WHAT? My first CD was the Ramones, so BITE me. Anyway, if you're still wondering what to do with your old cassettes (hold them and weep?), some people make them into pretty wallets:

[Found at Geekologie]
See, I am torn. These are kind of cool. I would love these. But I also love my cassettes. I remember when I was in high school, I had one of those cassette adapters in my used Jetta. I would plug it in, and plug my iPod into the adapter, and rock out to music I am not admitting to at this point in my life. I MISS cassettes. Like VHS, you could JUMP on those babies and they wouldn't notice. Old technology was durable. This new shit breaks all the time. YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN.

Technology
* This is AWESOME:

[Found at DVICE]
See, this is why glasses are awesome. Glass-wearers can READ DOCUMENTS on their glasses. Of course, if these become commonly used, the incidences of people falling into open manholes and dying will go through the roof. Which would be fun to watch. So I have no real problems with this. Except, you know, that it's controlled by eye movement, so if you're twitchy and jumpy, you're kind of fucked.

Watchmen
* I think we all need to make this drink to celebrate the release of the DVD, which will be SOON, and since I am FREE from all tests, I will be able to ENJOY it by getting WASTED on drinks that blow up:

[Found at Neatorama]
Yes, the drinks will explode everywhere, but if you time it JUST RIGHT, maybe they can all blow up during the big epic Missing Squid scene. Plus, they're exploding Manhattans. DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTION? In other news, I may be a little worked up over the Watchmen DVD release.

Daily Hot Guy
* There was no DHG yesterday, because I was busy driving all over the damn state. I apologize for failing. Here's a hot guy to make you feel better:

[Hugo Weaving, whose hair is just fabulous in this picture, and who needs to be in more movies where he uses his Sexy Voice to solve all of life's problems]

Tattoo Of Win

[Found at LOLTATZ]

Food
* No. I will not believe these slanderous LIES. I NEED SODA TO EXIST. I do not believe it will cause muscular weakness. WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO TAKE SODA FROM ME, INTERNET? LET ME BE HAPPY, DAMN IT. How many cans of soda are in a liter? How do you convert cans to English math?

Comics
* Ahh, the 90s. Those were dark times for comics. Dark times of terrible movies and rip-offs and abominations. I miss them so. Things were simpler, and nobody knew who the hell Chris Martin was. Here are some of our favorite comic disasters, as selected by the International Society of Supervillians. Fear them.

Words Of Win
* Some intellectual giant tried to bribe the IRS with pizza. This almost went under stupid people, but it's too amazing to qualify as such. This is super-stupid. Someone actually thought, 'What government organization can resist gooey cheese and crunchy crust!"

Movie
* Simon Pegg's new movie is populated almost entirely by people I love. Seth Rogen, Jason Bateman, Jane Lynch, and Bill Hader (who I got to see at the 2008 ComicCon, and is kind of adorably geeky in person). The movie, Paul, is about aliens and, oddly enough a ComicCon, so I will be seeing it no matter what, and trumpeting its awesome all over the internet. Unless it sucks. Then I will pretend it never happened. THERE IS NO MOVIE. MOVE ALONG.

Stupid People
* Drunk guy tried to tow his car with a tractor, and all of it ended up in a creek. I think I need to go to Indiana, for the laughter.

More later. I'm exhausted and in slow motion and have to go to work now, dammit, and do things, when really I want to find a way to sleep and shop and earn money all at the same time, for science.
- LV

Monday, May 25, 2009

The Song 'Puff The Magic Dragon' Is Based On Alan Moore's Adventures Through Medieval Europe With A Talking Mutton Chop.

Life
* Hangover has faded to an unpleasant memory. Let's not speak of it, OK?

Watchmen
* So, wait, I am confused. Does the tricked-out version of the Watchmen DVD ONLY come in Blu-Ray? Because I do not have a player for those, I cannot afford a player for those, and I need - NEED - the Super Version of this movie. Because it comes with games, for shit's sake. I CAN PLAY GAMES. In other news, I need a PS3 player JUST so I can play this stupid game. Wait, it's available for XBox 360! My brother's got one of those! Viva America! But I still need a Blu-Ray player, obviously.

WTF, INTERNET?
* This isn't especially stupid/weird, but I laugh every time I see this image, because I can't help but imagine the dude FALLING on this stuff:

[Found at UniqueDaily]
'Hey, guys, who wants a cheeseburg-OH MY GOD IT'S PIERCED MY LUNG.' 'Damn it, Ralph, this is the THIRD TIME you've fallen on that crap!'

Animals
* I think, in honor of Memorial Day, everyone should be given a tiny mule:

[Found at UniqueDaily]
He's puppy-sized and tiny and SO EFFING CUTE. I love him. Don't tell you wouldn't want a herd of these roaming your living room. DON'T LIE.

Depression Session
* I think these are a great idea, and I want them. I could have Watchmen speakers. STOP AND THINK ABOUT THAT. Or, you know, you could have Nirvana speakers, or Lady Gaga speakers, if you enjoy pantsless music.

[Found at LikeCool]
They are cheap, too, so even when you don't have any money, you can still have tricked-out speakers. See? Great country!

Girly Shit
* Yeah, I want everything on this page. I love mod stuff. Blame Dita Von Teese, for making it look so effortless and awesome.

[Found at NubbyTwiglet]

Tattoo of Win
* This is, without irony, the best tattoo ever. XKCD tattoos FTW.

[Found at LOLTATZ]
I salute you, mysterious unnamed tattooed person. YOU are what makes this country great (unless you're from another country, in which case, you make THAT country great).

Food
* This is spinach dip, reportedly.

[Found at SlashFood]
I personally suspect it's a weapon, or has weapons inside it. THIS is what John Connor should have been sending back in time. Stuff it full of guns, and you are GO.

Comics
* Last week's Buy Pile, and reason number seventy-seven that I have no money and am broke and sad. I really need a sugar daddy, for comics and dresses.

Words of Win


Daily Hot Guy

[Hugo Weaving, AKA V, AKA Agent Smith, AKA The Voice Of Megatron, AKA Elrond, AKA Rex The Sheepdog, AKA Mitzi, AKA The Voice Of Sex, AKA Holy Crap It's That Dude He's Awesome!, making me wish I was in Australia]

Sex
* This made me laugh for about an hour straight. The oceans of semen are disgusting, but funny. ISS is win. You should support them. They will be your overlords one day, and maybe your death will be quick and painless if you defer to them.

Movies
* I do not care for Emily the Strange. I have no PROBLEM with her, per se. I just do not care at all. She can exist, if she is not forced upon me. I am generous today. So it follows logically that I will not be seeing the movie, unless it features Russell Brand being sexy for two hours straight. That is unlikely.

Books
* Poor Dave Eggers, trying desperately to convince us all that print is not dead. I admire the effort, sir, but I think it's wasted. We all know print is dying, in a deep coma, and will not revive. It's very sad. And I agree with Gawker, it's fairly humorous that he assured us of the vitality of print through EMail. Bad Life Choice, Dave.

Star Trek
* I found this on LiveJournal. It may be the best interpretation of Star Trek, ever. It will CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR THE BETTER. Click the link, and be enlightened.

Journalism
fail owned pwned pictures
see more Fail Blog

Doctor Who
* This is the greatest thing I've ever seen ever. I saved it for last because it is the greatest thing ever. I cannot stress that enough. Greatest. Thing. Ever. This is all the win in the universe, and the next universe, and beyond. ALL OF IT.

The dude DOES look like the love child of Rorschach & Doctor Manhattan. This disturbs me.

Happy Memorial Day.
- LV