Blog * That may be one of my favorite lines in the whole show. Title is from Dollhouse.
* I want a combat wombat: [Drawn by Erin] To defend me from all that is dark and cruel in my life. Also I want to rub its fuzzy belly.
* Note: This will be a short entry, because I have the Best Day Ever today. So, yeah. Deal with it.
Politics * Remember my vow to keep posting stuff about Levi Johnston, because it's insane and hilarious that he's famous for having sex?
It's a commercial about nuts. I hope Levi Johnston never goes away, and in fact somehow wrangles himself a guest spot on Kate Plus 8, because why not? Dude never stops amusing me. And enraging Sarah Palin. I support that.
* Joy Behar and Ann Coulter discuss Sarah Palin:
I dislike everyone involved in this video, but on different levels, and anyway, it's sort of intriguing to watch them try to eat each other.
Food * Why did I not have this for breakfast? [Found at This Is Why You're Fat] These are buttermilk pancakes with whipped cream, caramel, chocolate sauce, and peanuts. I'm not sure I'd be able to MOVE after eating this, but I would find a way.
Blog * Not if YOU'RE there to protect me. No, it really is utter shit. Title is from Russell Brand. That may not be correct English.
* Theresa does another Fables Friday, and it's AWESOME (in part because I know what she's talking about. I have a LOT of comics to read. No, I'm not going to the comic store today....). I love Bigby Wolf. Just putting that out there.
* Hey, remember The Brave Little Toaster, AKA one of the best movies ever except it made me cry constantly because HORRIBLY things happen to the characters? And remember the big scary chomper that was going to chomp the Master (which now that I'm older is a WEIRD thing to call the kid you make toast for, or IS IT?) because he was trying to save his toaster and radio and blankie and stuff? LAMP. This looks like the chomper: [Drawn by Erin] And don't talk to me about The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars. I will not acknowledge this travesty.
Life * I have water in my ear. it's annoying and weird and I dislike it, and have had no success in getting it out. Pity your poor blogger.
Inglourious Basterds * Quentin Tarantino doesn't think Brad Pitt is a pretty boy anymore. Yeah, I am an epic Tarantino fangirl, and my caring about this is not so much. What I DO care about is that QT says he won't act in movies anymore. Well, other people's movies. That might be good, because Little Nicky made me so sad for him. And me. And Harvey Keitel. But he'll still act in his own movies, right? Right? I just want Richie Gecko to come back into my life. Is that so much to ask?
Star Trek * I have no idea what is going on in this painting of Spock: {Found at ONTD Star Trek] His teeth are POINTY. And angry. I am so glad this was never an episode of Star Trek. It would have damaged me as a small child. Yeah, there are more, including one of Pee-Wee Herman.
At age 2, Baby Bruce Campbell destroyed the universe, and recreated it in only a day. Where it took God a week, and God did hail to the king baby.
It gets better:
He is currently writing his third autobiography, entitled The Left Chin of Doom, in collaboration with Alan Moore which has gone on a temporary hiatus due to Campbell being flung into the Marvel Zombies universe because of an accident involving The Necronomicon, a Playstation 3, and a cheese burrito wrapped in aluminium foil. As of this moment, he is attemptng to kill as many super-zombies as possible while attempting to pick up as many living super-heroines so they can 'give him some sugar' after.
Follow their advice before reading this article:
You may have been looking for God although you probably knew that. Please Note: It is common practice to Hail to the Chin before reading this article.
Fandom * I think I need to stop reading Fanfiction Friday. I thought I had been jaded by the internet. I thought nothing could shock me any more. I thought I could HANDLE the trauma of really bad fanfiction. I was wrong. So, so wrong. This one has Lara Croft, and rape, and cannibalism, and POO. I am never going to be able to forget what I have read. It's GROSS. SO GROSS. Honestly, don't click the link while eating or drinking. POO. And cannibalism. Oh, and necrophilia. Did I mention that? I need a drink. It's not even 11 AM.
Daily Hot Guy [Sharlto Copley, who was fucking epic in District 9, and made me cry, and as I keep reminding myself, has NEVER appeared on Flight of the Conchords, but maybe he SHOULD, just to satisfy my crazy. He's very attractive. And a good actor. Requested by Kristamaru, who knows all about aliens and hot guys. TRUFAX.
Stuff To Live * I find these corkscrews utterly charming: [Found at Nerd Approved] And I don't think it's sexual. I think he's working out. You know, doing squats. To build inner thigh strength. Naive? Why would you call me that? It's a corkscrew. It can't be sexual. It UNSCREWS CORKS - oh. I withdraw my previous statements.
Writing
Writing a novel is a terrible experience, during which the hair often falls out and the teeth decay. I’m always irritated by people who imply that writing fiction is an escape from reality. It is a plunge into reality and it’s very shocking to the system. ~Flannery O’Connor
WhedonVerse * Buffy season nine, in comic form! Oh, Joss, I knew you still loved your fans. Right? And you won't let anything bad happen to Topher even though I missed Dollhouse last night because I went out, with people, right? I DVR'd it, so you'll forgive me, and never let anything bad happen to Topher, ever, right? Joss? Hello?
Movie!Fail * I really, really dislike Paul Haggis. I hated Crash. I hated Million Dollar Baby (except for Morgan Freeman, because he is so wonderful he transcends SHIT, although he should have won Oscars for Shawshank Redemption and Glory)( and I KNOW Clint Eastwood directed this, but Mr. Haggis wrote it, and he also wrote In The Valley of Elah)(which I also dislike, and I didn't know he wrote it. NO REALLY, I actually said to my friend, 'the acting is gorgeous in this movie, but the script sort of sucks'). And yeah he wrote Casino Royale, but he ALSO wrote Quantum of Solace. And he has some new movie coming out, which I will most likely not see, but if I do see it I'll probably hate it. He's a TOOL. Yeah, I went there. And it's got Russell Crowe, who is a fabulous actor, but I still don't like him. (Side note: Wasn't Million Dollar Baby HIDEOUSLY mis-marketed? I thought it was going to be some inspiring movie about overcoming tragedy and hitting people. IT WASN'T.)
Did you know Blogger has limited the number of tags I can use per entry? I did not. I am very angry about this. Hm. - LV
Blog * Oh, Bart, you're so young. Most things can suck AND blow. Especially Mondays. Title is from The Simpsons.
* So as I've said, I really enjoy Y: The Last Man, while disliking almost every character. Which is strange for me. But anyway, Yorick sort of irritates me with his sanctimonious crap. That's probably why this sketch, by the lovely and talented Erin, made me snerk coffee: Her sketch blog is endlessly awesome. So go take a gander, and be in awe.
So, McDonald's is showing ads that say "Happy Meals have surprisingly fewer fat and calories than other foods I give my kids." Uhm...what else are you giving your children? Are they eating cake three times a day with french fries and fried rice to go along with it?
Her irritation with McDonald's is justified. After all, we should all be going to White Castle. Why don't I get PAID for these endorsements?
* Theresa is doing Fables Friday, which may be the best idea since FREAKANGELS Friday, and if the two combine we will take over the world, and fairy tales and steampunk will rule supreme. Can we make this happen?
Life * I got pet rats. I am VERY EXCITED about this, because if you follow me on Twitter you known I am insane about these sorts of things. So this weekend I finally got two pet rats and dyed my hair the right shade of red (it's staining pillows and shirts, because I used Manic Panic, but that is IRRELEVANT, dammit).
Here is my hair:
This is Rory, named after Rorschach. She's a dumbo rat. Her belly is splotched white, and her paws are white. She's terribly shy, likes peas, and spent most of the night trying to figure out how to escape her cage. She is very distrustful:
This is Olive. She's a hairless rat, and was named by Erin, after Olive Snook from Pushing Daisies. She's OK around humans, but tends to poop and pee in my hand whenever I hold her. She likes standing on her back legs, although she has yet to burst into song: EDIT: Why did no one tell me I posted the same picture of Rory twice? Because you thought I had identical ratses? Fixed now.
I love them. And I will take more pictures as they stop hiding and get comfortable with me.
Books * Joe Hill is also nominated for a Scream Award, for his work on Locke & Key. Just saying. I can't ethically tell you to vote for him, because I love many people in this category, and it was stressful enough for ME to have to vote. No, I'm NOT telling you who I voted for. I am a creature of mystery.
* Jim Carroll, who was a brilliant poet and famous for his book The Basketball Diaries, died this weekend of a heart attack at age 60. Go read some of his poetry in memoriam. He was a beautiful writer, and will be sorely missed.
Yes, I'll probably buy the soundtrack. It's supposedly good. And it's got Ianto's name on it. And I couldn't name a girl rat Ianto, for SO MANY REASONS, although I considered it. My pet store only sold female rodents, to prevent baby rodents. OK, I'll shut up now.
And they're right: these topics have all been done to death, so just introduce me to Mr. Tarantino and be done with it. Our children will be tiny with ginormous chins.
WhedonVerse * This video, from the TV show Angel, remains one of my favorite scenes ever on television. Because of the little clap David Boreanaz does:
I think we should all watch this every Monday, in order to survive the day.
People I Love * If Warren Ellis says it, it must be true:
I like to think of an envy-crazed Steve Jobs being caught in the Castro with a meat cleaver and a sack full of right hands. In his head, all the cops look like Bill Gates, and they’re all repeating that line from Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein, where Udo Kier says, "To know death, Otto, you must fuck life in the gall bladder."
Daily Hot Guy [Taye Diggs, who just became a father for the first time, but that in no way makes him any less hot. He's a hot father, that's all. Plus, it should be criminal to be this geeky AND this hot at the same time. It's like a hole in the rift of win.]
Stuff To Live * You theoretically use this bandage rug to protect your nice carpet from heavy traffic, like when you have a party and don't want your ungrateful guests to tramp all over your stuff: [Found at NerdApproved] But if I'm being honest (and it's Monday, so why not?) I'd use this rug to cover up coffee and soda spills. 'Did this rug move from last time?' 'No. No it did not. MORE COFFEE?'
Sequel!Fail * OK, seriously, Sylvester Stallone, you need to stop. I tolerated you for a long time, mostly because Rocky was a sweet movie, and I sort of love really dumb, bad action movies, so the Rambo flicks appealed to me as beer and pizza with my friends fodder, and I love that you were in a porno movie, because that's just funny as shit.
But you are old, and not aging that well, and you're starting to freak me out, like a lot.
So let's forget Rambo 5, OK? Rambo's gone now. Rambo's in an old folks' home, sipping cocoa and calling all the nurses terrorists. Leave him be.
* Yes, that is Archie behind him, and yes, this does fill me with shameless fangirl ecstasy, and what is it to you if it DOES?
TeeVee * I know this is a very old article, and the Bruno drama has faded into a mere memory, but Sacha Baron Cohen is super smart and super tall, and he's stripping for Conan:
And it's Monday, and these things AMUSE ME, OK?!
* The True Blood season finale last night was disappointing. Nothing really got sorted or settled, and I feel like it was rather messy, and that Sookie was sort of being a bitch, and Jessica is becoming my favorite person because at least she's INTERESTING.
But Sam was naked, and that was sort of great. WHAT? He was a BULL, and then he was NUDE. FTW.
Blog * Now I want a chipmunk with a disease. Or a child I can compare to one. Title is from Home Movies, a show I dearly miss.
Life * The reason I was so deliriously happy yesterday? Because Jackie Earle Haley himself called into the podcast I'm on, World Peace Through Jackie Earle Haley, and left an incredibly kind and enthusiastic message. Yes, Jackie Earle Haley. Rorschach himself. Do you understand how cool that is? I'm still thrilled about this. This made my month. I TOLD YOU September was an awesome month.
Movie!Win * Have you seen the teaser trailer for Alice In Wonderland?
1. It looks gorgeous. 2. Helena Bonham Carter's head fascinates me. 3. I really like the girl who plays Alice. 4. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum look like the fat monster kid from A Nightmare Before Christmas, which pleases me. 3. Johnny Depp scares the SHIT out of me. He doesn't look ANYTHING like himself. It's terrifying. And I know a lot of people are sick of him and Tim Burton working together (although if I could get paid obscene amounts of money to work with my best friend, do you think I'd care?) but so far I've liked every movie they've done together, and this looks like it could be a real brain-bender. So Movie!Win.
Wow * This is a link to a Watchmen/Transmetropolitan fanfiction. Sometimes there is nothing I can add. And don't worry: Spider and Rorschach do not fall for each other. That would split the universe like tissue paper. You'd have Alan Moore AND Warren Ellis mad at you. You'd spontaneously combust. Now I kind of want certain people to do this.
Animals * I am sure this pisses off PETA to no end: [Found at Neatorama] That is a fly-powered aircraft. Yes, as in 'Help me, HELP ME!' flies. Of course, you have to catch the flies, and touch the flies, and then glue them to these things, all of which I will not be doing, EVER, because of someone calls and I have to say, 'Oh, I'm gluing flies to little airplanes,' I think I've crossed an invisible line that I cannot cross.
Girly Shit * I'm sorry, I know I keep posting these shoes: [Found at ShoeLust] But I really, really want them, and they would look cute on me, yes? I'd wear them with my homemade Firefly shirt, and BLOW ALL YOUR MINDS.
* I am OBSESSED with this song. It's River Below by Billy Talent, and I can't stop listening to it:
I found it on a Sylar fanmix (SHUT UP, I have no ability to find new music without fanmixes) and I just really like it. I never quite got over the neo-punk movement I was part of in high school. I LIKED having blue hair and my entire wardrobe coming from Hot Topic. I wasn't original (I knew it even then) but at least I amused myself. Anyway, does this song qualify as punk? Or is there some newfangled term for it? I'm twenty-three, I'm old, YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN.
Technology * I am alarmed by how many people I know would buy this, screaming with pure unadulterated joy: [Found at CrunchGear] It's a Hello Kitty laptop, and it cost $1,350.00. It does nothing a regular computer couldn't do. Yes, I know I want a Rorschach cover for my laptop, but my laptop is disgusting and an Apple. I am not buying a WHOLE computer just because it has an inkblot on it..... Do they have those? Watchmen laptops? Do they? I wouldn't buy it. I'm just asking. For a friend. Who isn't me. Why does a goddamn cartoon cat with NO MOUTH get a computer, while a fascinating vigilante gets NOTHING? I think my point went away. Moving on.
Tattoo Of Win * I think George Carlin was great, and was very sad when he passed away: [Found at LOLTATZ] But I'm not sure THIS is how he wanted to be remembered. Anyway, he didn't much like tattoos. Help the police too much, and all.
Russell Brand
I LOVE THIS MAN. His hair is a nest of madness, and I would live in it. Come on, this is pretty funny. And when did he start getting tattoos? Because DAMN. And I am very happy Britney Spears looks healthy and sane(r) again, because as I keep saying that could have ended tragically, and while her music appeals to me not at all, I wish the girl no ill. See? I can be nice.
OK, I have to go to work early today, and I am tired, BUT STILL IN A GOOD MOOD. Which means, I don't know, the third horseman of the apocalypse just showed up wearing a sombrero and jodhpurs.
Last night I posted images of the T-Shirts I've been working on. Click here to see them. Next is going to be the Hunter S. Thompson one, if I can decide on the right colors. I have so many more shirts to make. Mayhap I can make some cash, until I get sued? Also, the blog entry I'm linking to tells you how YOU, yes YOU could win a goddamn free hand-made T-shirt of badassery made by me. Plus if Jackie Earle Haley is listening to the podcast, what POSSIBLE excuse do you have? - LV
Blog * The gods are a bunch of sick bastards, aren't they? Title is from Blackadder.
Life * I am watching Sponngebob, because I can't find the remote, and if I put anything on that I actually want to watch on the TV, this will never get done. FEET ARE DISGUSTING.
* Today I am making my tote. With any luck, I will post pictures today or tomorrow, depending on how much I get done, and how much I screw it up. Be excited.
* I am going to watch Torchwood and Heroes today, because it is raining buckets, and I am house-sitting. And I got like no sleep, because I couldn't fall asleep until around 3:30 AM, and then was woken up by family tear-assing around the house at like 6:00 AM. I went back to sleep until 9:00 AM. That makes, what, five hours of sleep? I don't know. Math is hard.
Geek Want * DO WANT. DO WANT. This has so many uses: [Found at NerdApproved] It's an alarm clock, and you have to shoot the alien with a gun to turn it off. SO it wakes you up, and focuses you, AND works on your aim. It is so versatile. Although, I think that if you don't shoot the alien in a timely fashion, the alien should burst out of your chest. That wakes you up almost as good as coffee.
Awesome * There is a religion based on Shia LaBeouf. [Found at Shiantology] I don't want this to be a joke. Because it is so funny and wonderful and entertaining. And it reminds me of all the religions in Transmetropolitan, which has been on my mind lately, if you haven't been able to notice. Incidentally, I think there should be a religion based on Jackie Earle Haley's arms. They are strong and wise. Would make as much sense as anything, am I right? Who wants to donate to my charity?!
Daily Hot Guy [Steve Buscemi, who is one of those inexplicable crushes that I can only defend in Reservoir Dogs and Airheads and Living In Oblivion, because the man really can work facial hair, and long hair, and he has nice eyes. PLUS he's friends with Quentin Tarantino. All the people I like are friends with each other, and hang out together. Now I'm sad.]
Movie!Win * Hellboy III is going to happen! GET EXCITED. We just need it to happen before Ron Perlman is too old, so move your ass and make The Hobbit. AND BABY HELLBOYS. And the movies make me cry, and Ron Perlman deserves an Oscar for everything he's ever done, and have you SEEN City of Lost Children? And I love him, OK? I want a hug from him. And Guillermo del Toro is life-changing as a director. So yeah, this is all just a huge geek-out on my part, because I love Hellboy so much, and Mike Mignola is a nice, talented man, and yeah, I'm not justifying myself to YOU people.
Animals * OMG a baby wolf cub has been adopted by a doggie. [Found at Neatorama] They howl at the moon together. The doggie takes care of the wolf puppy. This is like a children's book come to life. I want a wolf puppy. My dog would be scared of it. My dog is scared of everything, really.
Girly Shit * I hate this girl's outfit. Because it's a onesie, I think, and those should be illegal.Because even the most beautiful people look like assholes in them, and that's sad, so let's ban them from the universe, OK? All that aside, I want these socks: [Found at IncredibleThings] No, ignore the onesie. It shames us all. The bag is pretty fabulous though. So, the socks and the bag can exist. The rest of the outfit needs to be burned. With free fire.
Music * I would babysit this kid, for FREE, so long as he played the guitar for me. And gets a haircut.
Johnny Cash greets you when you die. If you were a good person, he sings to you. If you were bad, he hands you over to Alan Moore's beard. Then the screaming begins.
Technology * Yeah, this is superfluous: [Found at CrunchGear] This is a piece of equipment that allows you to translate your dogs' barks. This is pointless. I have a dog. I love my dog. He's awesome. I mean, look at him: But he is not complicated. By any stretch of the imagination. Here are his emotions: hungry, sleepy, scared, happy, guilty, have to go to the bathroom (which is a doggy emotion. And maybe a human emotion.) I do not need to pay money to find out what he's thinking. I can assume any serious problems can be dealt with by liberal giving of biscuits. The point is, I'll be impressed when you make one of these for cats. Who knows WHAT goes on in their minds?
Watchmen * HOW DID MY GOOGLE SEARCHES END UP ON THE INTERNET?!
* I love Terry Giliam, in part because he is one of those people that I sincerely believe are not of this world, and also because he made Brazil and Twelve Monkeys and MANY OTHER MOVIES OF WIN. But I'm happy he didn't make Watchmen. Because the last movie I saw of his was Tideland, and it upset me and confused me, and made me feel bad, and I don't know what was going on in it, and maybe Mr. Gilliam will redeem himself with his newest film (I hope he does. I love him) but I suspect his version of the comic would have been... bizarre. And the squid would have looked like a giant vagina. I'm sorry, it had to be said. And he didn't really like the movie, which is fine and I don't care, but he would have cast... I don't know, someone WRONG for Rorschach, and the Comedian wouldn't have been in it. Read his interview about the movie, if you doubt me.
* Megan sent me this. I snerked: [Made by Luna-WolfDemon] If Rorschach was in the Olympics, there would be no drug use. None at all. He'd make an example of one of them, and it would be the most polite Olympics ever. World Peace Through Rorschach. And you thought we were kidding.
OK, I have to get stuff done, INCLUDING: - Tote - Writing my comic - Reading Transmetropolitan, and taking notes - Friends coming and going all week, which I am looking forward to. People win! - Other stuff I can't remember, because I haz EXHAUSTION, dammit. - LV
Blog * I want a bologna sandwich with mayonnaise and shredded lettuce on white bread. I don't know. Title is from Tropic Thunder.
* Oh, did you notice the AMAZING video above this entry? I keep watching it. I think I have a problem. You should watch it, too, over and ever, then go to World Peace Through Jackie Earle Haley, for MORE INFORMATION, which you crave like AIR.
Life * I have to go into work early today, so this blog entry may be shorter than usual. But I promise I'll post another later today, so dry your eyes.
Movie!Fail * Why? No, really, why? Why would anyone do this? Robert Zemeckis is remaking the Beatles' Yellow Submarine. In 3-D. Why? I need an answer. Why would you do this? Who would be ASS enough to do this? First off, Polar Express sucked. The movie, not the book. Second, Beowulf didn't suck, but mostly because it was so weird, and not aimed at kids. Thirdly, Yellow Submarine was a scary as shit movie (The Blue Meanies were terrifying) and should only be viewed by someone on relaxing chemicals. I do not need to see the Blue Meanies in 3-D. Although it would be fun to emotionally shatter an entire generation with one movie.
Jackie Earle Haley * Yes, it's from Comic-Con, where everyone cool hung out together, but it's Mr. Haley discussing Nightmare On Elm Street, so shut up and be grateful:
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"That experience was just pinch yourself crazy. I was acting this far away from Leo DiCaprio, and Marty Scorsese was coming up and directing, between takes. It totally was a pinch me moment. I can't wait to see it."
--Former child star Jackie Earle Haley spills on his role as Ashecliffe inmate George Noyce in the made-in-Massachusetts flick "Shutter Island," slotted to hit theaters on Friday, Oct. 2. February 2010. I just like that quote. And I love that Mr. Haley is all geeky over Leonardo DiCaprio and Scorcese, even though I have no opinion either way on DiCaprio (he's fine, he's a good actor, the end) and if you DON'T love Martin Scorcese, I don't care to hear about it.
Daily Hot Guy [Jimmy Jean-Louis, AKA The Haitian from Heroes. He can wipe my mind any time, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I hope you do. I'm tired, and I have to go into work early.]
Geek Want * I don't even know HOW you would make this happen, but I think I need an NES Controller doorbell: [Found at Neatorama] One button will be a doorbell. One button will drop you down an elevator shaft. I just don't remember which is which, so I'll be going in through the garage.
Awesome see more Epic Wins from the Past Do kids still do this? Because I think that if Jackie Earle Haley organized Giant Parachute games, we'd have world peace TOMORROW. I miss this game. Someone buy me a giant parachute, now. For science. Also I want a ball pen in the basement.
WTF, INTERNET? * Because we don't fetishize our spawn enough already: [Found at IncredibleThings] Sonogram cufflinks? Why do we need those? Why do we need you to wear pictures of your unborn spawn on your wrists? Really? These cost $65. That is a lot of money to essentially say, 'I filled my woman's belly with my seed!' Congratulations. It's very exciting, and I like babies an awful lot, and plan on having some myself in the future. But I don't need images of your virility to decorate your wrists. But to be fair, when I first saw the headline, 'Sonogram Cuffs,' I envisioned something much, much worse.
Wow [Found at FrigginRandom] I am almost 100% sure that I posted this before, and that I made a joke about driving into this thing and killing myself and everyone, or something like that, but I am too lazy to go check, and like the potential dads on Maury, I'd rather let someone else tell me. Besides, it's still cool, yes?
To work, to work. Promise to write more later. - LV
Blog * You have to practice, you know. Title is from Gargoyles.
Life * For those asking, last night's post featuring my hair and my 'Redheads Do It In Elevator Shafts' shirt.... well, I made the shirt. So yeah.
Zombies * Huzzah, zombies will wipe out life as we know it! Which I always expected. I mean, zombie movies do NOT end happily. Even those that do (ish), the sequels do not. So I called it, but now we have the verification of SCIENCE behind this statement. Which is much more convincing than 'Shut up, I'm right and you're stupid.'
Girly Shit * Young girls have enough problems as it is, what with pregnancy risks and peer pressure and drugs and body image issues and school and identity and puberty. Middle school and high school are TOUGH TIMES. They suck. And if you don't think they suck, I am alarmed and frightened and freaked the hell out. Much like how I feel about Beyonce launching a clothing line for young women: [Found at TheBudgetFashionista] Did Beyonce ever go to public school? Does she KNOW what happens to a girl who wears metal gloves and that outfit, and has an alter ego named 'Sasha Fierce'? Terrible, terrible things. Clearly Beyonce hates everyone who is not her. Because this is just cruel.
Music * Here are five covers that are better than the originals. I especially second 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash. I love his version. Have you seen the video? They showed it when he died. I was at college, in the commuter's lounge. The video came on, and every person in the room started sobbing.
Because he was old and sad and missed his wife, and GOD DAMN, it's the Man In Black. I liked him before the movie. I liked him BEFORE he was cool. That's a lie. Johnny Cash has always been cool. He exists in a time loop of cool.
Technology * If I was a robot, this would be my name:
Tattoo Of Win * I love Zack Morris as much as any girl who grew up during the glory days of Saved By The Bell.... [Found at LOLTATZ] But doesn't he look like an evil leprechaun here?
Daily Hot Guy {Jakob Dylan, lead singer of the Wallflowers, and maker of a wonderful solo album, who we should all remember because he is hot AND talented, and Jakob is one of my most favorite names]
Food * This sandwich needs to be on the plate in front of me, now: {Found at TheWorldsBestEver] Pastrami sandwiches are glorious. But only in New York and New Jersey. Rest of you can't make them. Sorry.
Comics * OK, this is technically about the movie District 9, and not comics at all, but you know what? It was a totally unexpected film, and I adored it, and it was great, and you need to go see it, 35 minutes ago, because it was amazing. In fact, don't read a damn review. Just go see it. RUN. And no, dude from Flight of the Conchords is not in it. These are not the same person: [Found at CDN]
[Found at PhillyImprov] I heard some people were confused by that. So.
