Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck.

Blog
* The world would be so much better if more people followed this simple rule. Title is from Joss Whedon.

* THE BLOG IS BEING UPDATED. THE FOURTH HORSEMAN IS SHOWING UP (actually, if you watch Supernatural, he already showed up, with pizza!). I will be explaining the long absence, but a lot of it is Super Sekrit At The Moment, so just pretend I have been busy knitting and touring the world and living a fabulous life of decadence. Or something.

Want
* Warren Ellis wants us to declare war on the moon:

If Stephen Hawking endorses this course of action, I'm ready to engage in battle. Provided I get a big shiny weapon.

Crafts
* I will be the first to admit I am bad at math. Unless it is algebra, which I am scary good at, numbers confuse and frighten me, and I think you should just figure out the bill, OK?
But even I, with my questionable grasp of simple arithmetic, see a problem here:

[Found at Regretsy]
So... it's $10.00 in money, prettily folded. But you're charging $20.00 PLUS shipping and handling? It's like a riddle. WHERE DOES THE EXTRA $10.00 go? Is this just a test? To see if someone would pay money FOR MONEY OF A LESSER AMOUNT?
I'm not even dealing with the fact that it's shaped like a cross. There's only so much I can handle.

Politics
* So, remember that politician Dave Vitter? And how he got off on wearing diapers around prostitutes?

[Found at Wonkette]
Nothing's going on with him. I just like to remind people that America has a United States Senator who enjoys wearing diapers for sexytimes. That's all. Carry on.

Ad!Fail
* In the following ad, a cucumber is hiding in the shower while a nakedish lady panics because her boyfriend/husband is going to walk in and find her fornicating with the salad:

[Found at LikeCool]
A few notes, dear readers:
A) OUCH.
B) EW.
C) All I can think is, does the cucumber have a penis, or is the woman pleasuring herself with anthropomorphic vegetables? Because the paramedics should be on call.
D) I have no interest in purchasing any product that assumes I want to get naked around fruits or vegetables. And now I'm afraid of salads. Well done.

Scary
* OH GOD IT'S COMING TO GET ME IT WON'T STOP NOTHING WILL STOP IT:

I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW TERRIFYING OVERLORDS THAT CANNOT BE TIPPED OVER.
The longer you watch this video, the more upsetting it gets.

Social Networking
* Still, doesn't one get points for honesty?

[Found at Very Demotivational]
Not a lot of points.... but points.... I'm trying to be more positive, and YOU ARE NOT HELPING, INTERNET.

Daily Hot Guy

[Steve Carell, from the not-very-good movie Dan in Real Life, but he's wearing a sweater and plays guitar, and I quite possibly cried when he sang 'Let My Love Open The Door,' because I am an utter sap deep down, and now that I've admitted that I need to go think about violence and explosions and zombies for a while.]

Daily Icon

[Patti Smith, who is cooler than all of us could ever hope to be, COMBINED, with Robert Mapplethorpe, ALSO cooler than anyone could ever dare to hope to be. Man, this is the New York City I wanted to live in. The rest of you can live in Sex & The City. I'll be over here with the amazing people.]

Apocalypse How?
* Some people are working on technology that allows you to steer your car with your eyes. Can you imagine trying to apply mascara with this going on? Or checking out a hot guy? You could meet the hot guy AS YOU CRUSH HIM BELOW THE WHEELS OF YOUR VEHICLE.

And while the article is quick to point out this doesn't seem to be consumer-aimed, THINK ABOUT IT. 'Oh look, a puppy. It's so cute-OH DEAR GOD I CAN'T LOOK AWAY FROM ITS ADORABLE-' CRUNCH. Then you go to hell. The end.

Tattoo Of Win
* I'm not going to lie: I have no idea what's going on here.

[Found at Ugliest Tattoos]
I think it's better that way. Please don't explain it to me. Ignorance is bliss.

Nostalgia!Win
Let's end this on a happy note, shall we?

The Muppets make everything better. That is fact. Anyone found arguing with this fact will be shunned hideously by everyone they know and love.

Tonight is the Supernatural season finale. I'm very nervous. I will be discussing this via blog later. Be prepared.
- LV

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Man, These Anti-Piracy Ads Are Getting Really Mean.

Blog
* Pretty soon people will stand behind you and beat you if you download a video. Title is from The IT Crowd.

TeeVee
* Did you watch Human Target last night? it's corny and amazing and Guerrero makes the show everything it could be and more, and his mustache has secret powers, and SIMON TAM FROM FIREFLY WAS ON LAST NIGHT. Fangirl fangasm. Times infinity. It's a really fun show, and I encourage you all to watch it, so you understand my Twitter shrieks of 'HE HAS THE ANTIDOTE UNDER HIS 'STACHE.'

Politics
* I hate to say it, but Scott Brown won the election fair and square, and ran a much better campaign than his competition, Democrat Fail, and frankly I think people complaining about him winning need to look at a good campaign versus a bad campaign (WHO INSULTS FENWAY PARK? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE CAMPAIGING) and concede that he ran a better game. It's that simple.

Political-politics aside, this makes me sort of like him, because it's horrifying and funny and any teenage (or former teenage) girl can understand the profound humiliation we are witnessing:

OK, Scott Brown, you're sort of entertaining.

Girly Want
* Oh. My. God. I am a short girl Five foot even. I am dainty and wee. Perhaps as a result, I enjoy insane big-ass shoes that kick the shit out of everything, such as these, which would make me normal height:

[Found at Shoe Lust]
Look at these gorgeous bastards. They are exquisite. I could kick the crap out of EVERYTHING. I would run around kicking things, and looking badass, and be fierce and tall-ish. SHORT PEOPLE REPRESENT.

Life Lessons

[Found at Indexed]

Movie!Win
* Yes, I will probably see Clash of the Titans at some point, for two very good reasons: Ralph Fiennes and Liam Neeson. In the meantime, here are some pictures of Sam Worthington, AKA Tall Blue Dude from the Sex Hair Movie:

[Found at Collider]
He's pretty, OK? But I prefer the dulcet tones of Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes, thank you very much.

Daily Hot Guy

[Patrick Wilson and his wife, and I'm mostly posting this picture because I dearly love a man who can rock a hat, and God DAMN, sir, you can rock that hat hard. Well done.]

Wow
* This hurts my brain. I want this so badly. I would devote my life to solving it:

[Found at Contact Music]
I could solve this puzzle, with copious amounts of caffeine and a REALLY clear social calendar. Maybe.

Tattoo Of Win
* THE PIGGY, IT HAS BEEN INKED:

[Found at Oddee]
There are nine other weird types of tattoos, but if you need me, I'll be staring at the PIGGIES WITH THE SERIOUS INK.

Animals

see more dog and puppy pictures

Seriously, how is it only Wednesday? I need to know how this is possible. This seems like the longest goddamn week in the history of the universe. ARE WE IN A TIME VORTEX? Because if so, I need a doctor. THE Doctor.

I need more coffee.
- LV

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This Must Be What Going Mad Feels Like.

Blog
* Just wait until you hear the song about him, Simon. Title is from Firefly.

Jersey!Fail
* Wow. My state is really going for some sort of Shame Award:

The brand-new, $185 million public high school in New Brunswick will have energy-providing solar panels on the roof, state-of-the-art lighting for its athletic fields and touch-sensitive, internet-connected "Smart Boards" instead of traditional blackboards.

But when it opened last week, it didn’t have a couple of comparatively low-tech necessities — a crosswalk and a stoplight.

Really? We forgot a CROSSWALK? Are the kids supposed to get home by osmosis? Is this the Xavier Institute? Because that would be cool, actually.

Life Lessons
* This may be funny to me solely because my father is a vegan, my mother is a vegetarian, and I am an omnivore who loves bacon and mayonnaise and sushi:

Going green tearing your family apart?
Therapists report a rise in domestic disputes over environmental issues.

Or I could just be mean.

Movie!Win
* So, guys, I saw Legion yesterday with the divine MissBanshee. And it was EVERYTHING I hoped it would be and more. I loved it. It was so bad. Like, amazingly, all-encompassingly bad. I loved it. No, you have to understand, we CHEERED when shit went down. And tattooed killer angels with guns, and Charles S. Dutton, and the kid from Sling Blade, and ZOMG it was life-changing. I adored it. I may buy this movie. I would see it again. It was SO TERRIBLE.

Crazy-Ass Granny was so CRAZY. Full review will follow, with many exclamation points and a very long, serious look at Paul Bettany and his hot (which I never really noticed before, possibly because he was not made of tattoos and violence and EXPLOSIONS. Maybe he should guest star on Human Target? EXPLODING ANGELS?)

PS Yes it got hideous reviews, but these people do not appreciate the batshit insanity, inexplicable plot points, and ANGELS SHOOTING PEOPLE. Plus, did I mention Paul Bettany is a total badass?

Wow
* I can't decide if this is the funniest story of the week, or the most frightening story of the month:

Man Rams Car Into Restaurant, Eats Breakfast

Investigators think Charles Pierce stepped on the gas instead of hitting the brake while trying to park, but instead of panicking and amid all that debris, he calmly got out of the sedan and placed his order.

Who the hell is serving this guy breakfast after he PLOWS through a BUILDING? That is the guy I think we should be worried about. Also old people should generally not drive. They are terrifying behind the wheel. Old is whenever you think driving into a BUILDING is no big deal.

Animals
* THESE GOATS FAINTS:

MY LIFE HAS A PURPOSE NOW. FIND THE FAINTING GOATS.

Tattoo Of Win
* Click here for one of the worst tattoos I have ever seen. And by worst, I mean gross, offensive, and WHO THE HELL GETS THIS BURNED INTO THEIR FLESH? I MEAN, REALLY? WHAT IS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND? I NEED TO UNDERSTAND THIS.

I suppose it's sort of funny, in a sick way, but mostly if I met someone with this tattoo I'd be really, really uncomfortable.
It's the one at the bottom of the page, by the way. Flying vaginas are almost QUAINT in comparison.

Daily Hot Guy

[Paull Bettany, AKA Michael from Legion. I may have a problem with this movie. It was SO TERRIBLE, but he is so sexy and violent and his tattoos are hot, and I am now determined to do a double-feature one night with this movie and From Dusk 'Till Dawn. Also pizza and beer. Who's in?]

WTF, INTERNET?
* This may be a misplaced article, because it does not make me angry so much as my brain can't really process it, although that may be due to a profound lack of caffeine in my system.
Behold, BREAD SHOES:

[Found at Inventor Spot]
Now, I hate feet, and I love bread, so the idea of feet touching my precious carbohydrates makes me want to RALPH. RALPH, I SAY. I AM NOT PAYING MONEY FOR YOUR GROSS FEET TO TOUCH MY DELICIOUS RYE.

Stay tuned for stuff about stuff, MAYBE!
- LV

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Ellen, That Blouse Is Just Insane.

Blog
* Well... first of all, her name is Emma. Not Ellen. You KNOW her name is Emma... You know what, Sue? Never mind. Title is from Glee.

Help For Haiti
* Ambrosia & Bliss is offering a $10 donation to the American Red Cross for every order. Completely unrelated, I want this:



* Have I shared this yarn from YBerry (who is donating 25% from her sales to Doctors Without Borders)?

It's gorgeous, isn't it?

Movie!Win
* We don't know the cast for The Hobbit yet (except that it does not include Tobey Maguire, thus RUINING years of jokes I had planned), but if you want to see the TYPE of actors they have in mind, read the casting sheet.

Look, Ron Perlman is the voice of Smaug. I don't care beyond that. RON PERLMAN FOR THE WIN.

Wow
* See, having a Rifle Scope Peep Hole seems funny, until a crime is committed near where you live:

[Found at Nerd Approved]
Then someone mentions you like to look at people through a fake gun, and suddenly the cops are VERY interested in what you were doing the other night at 2 AM.

Animals
* Um.... Did you know scientists are shaving fly penises with a laser? That this is something people are doing? WITH A LASER? And if you shave the flies' penis, girl flies like him a lot less?

Male flies have penises covered with spines and hooks. To figure out what the purpose of those spines are, researchers Michal Polak and Arash Rashed removed the spines to see what would happen.

Look, if I know these things, you have to know these things. And how much do I want to ask someone how their day was, and for them to reply, calmly, "Well, I spent a few hours fly-penis-shaving, so I have a headache." I WOULD BUY THAT MAN A DRINK. Lasers are cool. But think of the poor, shaved flies.

Tattoo Of Win
* The title here is NOT sarcastic. This is a gorgeous tattoo, and DOCTOR WHO AT THAT:

[Found at Flickr]
There need to be more Doctor Who tattoos in the world.

Daily Hot Guy

[Gerard Way, lead singer of My Chemical Romance. Look how adorable he is when he's smiling! AND he's a comic geek. And he named his daughter Bandit. FULL POINTS FOR AWESOME.]

WTF, INTERNET?
* Hey, guys, guess what? If you go out in public, wearing this shirt:

Any girl in the room is LEGALLY allowed to punch you in the groin. Or knee you in the groin. Or point at your crotch, laugh raucously, and walk away. Other guys are permitted to make condescending comments, punch you in the groin, and everyone is allowed to set your shirt on fire.

Enjoy!

Girly Want
* I want these shoes, while completely admitting that I would never be able to walk in them:

[Found at Shoe Lust]
But when your shoes have such sick heels, you can get strangers to carry you everywhere.

Music
* I heard two songs on the radio, and loved them. So I Googled the lyrics. They were both by Taylor Swift. I bought the album. IT FEELS GREAT. Here's one of the songs:

I am totally comfortable with liking Taylor Swift. So bite me.

PS Don't tell me you never sang along to songs in your room like a spaz. I WILL NOT BELIEVE YOUR LIES.

Moment of Win
* THIS IS NOT A SAFE SEAT. DO NOT SIT HERE:

see more Epic Fails

Is it only Wednesday? Doesn't it feel later?
- LV

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Where Are You, You Spongy, Yellow, Delicious Bastards?

Blog
* Twinkies and Tallahassee: A perfect combination. Title is from Zombieland, which I would like to be out on DVD NOW, so I could watch it and be joyous.

* Did you happen to notice the wee little DONATE button over to the right there? Well, you know what to do with it, if you're so inclined. More money means more funny!.... I shame us all.

* Go listen to the musical kick-assery that is Danielle Lavigne. RIGHT NOW. DO it. Then check out her website. These are things that will make your life better.

Zombies
* THIS IS HOW THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE STARTS:

Members of a New Mexico family are suing a funeral home, claiming their grandmother's brain was sent home in a bag of personal effects given to them after her death.

Grieving families: Check the personal effects before going home. Organs are a different KIND of personal effect, and need plastic bags if you are determined to bring them home.

Politics
* OK, this cover makes me sort of insane, so if you don't want to read me shouting at InTouch and Sarah Palin, feel free to skip ahead to the next section:

[Found at Wonkette]
Have you read the cover? Stop staring at Rachel Zoe's collar bones. LOOK A THE BIG PICTURE. OK, BULLET POINTS OF RAGE.

* You CHOSE life. Repeat after me. YOU CHOSE LIFE. CHOICE. SO YOU MADE A CHOICE. BUT YOU HAD A CHOICE. Nobody said, (Yes, I AM quoting The Simpsons again, because it is BRILLIANT), 'No abortions for ANYONE,' or 'Abortions for EVERYONE.' You made a choice. AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU WERE ALLOWED TO MAKE A CHOICE?!

* Remember when Bristol said, on national TV, that abstinence education is unrealistic? I DO.

AND ON FOX, TOO. So if abstinence is unrealistic, and teaching kids about condoms is a sin, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? Should everyone panic? Arm!flail?

* Sarah Palin, STOP USING YOUR BABY AS A PROP. IT'S A BABY. And being the mother of a Down Syndrome baby is incredibly challenging, but you are not the first person. You are not a HERO for loving a special needs child. You're SUPPOSED to love your baby. It's a BABY.

* Look, nobody LIKES abortion. Nobody is going, 'YIPPEE abortion!' It is a terrible choice to make, and has many ethical, moral, spiritual, and emotional points. THE POINT IS, it is a CHOICE. So, Sarah Palin and her daughter could afford to choose life? That's great. Not everyone can. I don't feel I have the right to tell ANYONE ELSE how to live their lives. I have enough trouble running my own. BUT GAH. THERE IS SO MUCH WRONG HERE. Can every family afford to support their teenager AND the teenager's baby?

* WHY IS INTOUCH MAGAZINE BECOMING A FORUM FOR THESE SORTS OF DISCUSSIONS? GO BACK TO CELEBRITY CELLULITE.

* You're all looking at the Angelina Jolie article, aren't you? Dangerous Pregnancy would be an excellent band name.

Crafts
* I can't decide if this is the stupidest hat ever made, or the only hat I have ever needed to own:

[Found at Regretsy]
No, really, I can't decide. I sort of think I would wear this. A lot. Maybe it's the dumbest hat ever made, AND the only hat you'll ever need. Can't it be both?

Epic!Fail
* I love the Swedes:

A Swedish wife who reckoned her son's treehouse was the best place to check hubby's mobe for evidence he'd been playing away had to be freed by police from the elevated bolt-hole, The Local reports.

There are so many other places to hide out. Your kids' tree house? You get full points for originality. Well done.

Awesome
* Pirates or Ninjas? One of the eternal questions, which I am going to solve right now: PIRATE NINJAS. I know, I know, I scare myself with my brilliance. Here's the whole debate, laid out by Wired, although I think if we're going to assume that the ninja will always defeat the pirate, we should specify what TYPE of pirate.

Movie!Win
* NOTE: All a Nightmare on Elm Street remake links will be labeled as Win, despite my serious reservations about the movie. I WANT IT TO BE GOOD. I DO. I JUST WORRY IT WON'T, and that makes me sad. I love Freddy. Freddy is spectacular and funny and violent and twisted. But I adore Jackie Earle Haley. DO YOU SEE MY CONFLICT? Anyway, watch the new trailer, and see Freddy skewer a teen. It looks good, yes? YES? OH PLEASE DON'T SUCK.


Daily Hot Guy

[Woody Harrelson, AKA Tallahassee from Zombieland. I love Tallahassee. I have major crush issues. We would drink beer and dine on Twinkies and slay zombies, AND WE HAVE THE SAME HAT. Truly, ours is an eternal love. As eternal as the UNDEAD.]

Wow
* This may be the greatest notepad ever made:

[Found at Unique Daily]
But don't look at it while drunk. It could kill you.

Animals
* BABY PANDA BABY PANDA BABY PANDA:

[Found at Huffington Post]
THERE ARE NO WORDS, THERE IS ONLY PANDA.

Tattoo Of Win
* Velveeta cheese is already a part of your body, after eating it only once. A tattoo is unnecessary.

[Found at Ugliest Tattoos]

* They should invent panda cheese. Not cheese FROM pandas.... I should have thought that through.
- LV

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Oh Look - It's The Evil Root Cellar. Where Satan Cans All His Vegetables.

Blog
* He then uses the vegetables to make a delightful evil stew. Which Dean then eats. Title is from Supernatural.

* This will be a short entry, because I have BAD TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS.

Technology
* This phone runs on soda:

[Found at Like Cool]
And there's big debate on whether or not that's eco-friendly, or even VIABLE, or if it's just ridiculous. Frankly, I want to be able to say, 'Oh, dear, my cell phone is running low. Let me pour COKE ALL UP IN THAT BITCH TO CHARGE IT.'

Fandom
* Behold, an X-Men fanfiction that is worse than the third movie (OHSNAP)! The writer provides a plethora of spelling errors, mixed in with the OHSWEETLORD hideous pron that involves Logan and Jean Grey. Topless Robot, per usual, sums it up in a way that saves our sanity:

I can't even imagine how much more awesome the X-Men comics would be if Cyclops' name was Scoot Summers.

There is absolutely nothing I can say that will make "Suck a soft and redful hair, it is like a cotton field full of love and desire." even slightly more ridiculous.

Even though his own sanity starts to suffer:

So. Let me get this straight. Besides all the insanity that Cyclops just wreaked, he came in the room with a bag of maggots and worms, WHICH HE THREW ON JEAN GREY AS HE WAS RAPING AND SKINNING HER? And comics fans call Cyclops boring.

And finally, the line that broke Topless Robot:

Cyclops' severed head passed out.

Hey, be thankful: I could have linked you to the Tiny Toons orgy fanfiction that made me cry, and I am still crying, and will in fact never stop.

People I Love
* Stina, who is another person I love, sent me this video, which is one of the funniest/most frightening Saturday Night Live clips I have ever seen:

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET GOOGLY EYES THAT BIG?

Daily Hot Guy

[Adam Baldwin, who for once does not look like Jayne from Firefly, but looks adorable anyway, and have you seen him on Chuck? He's very good. Jayne needed much more snuggles.]

Words of Win
* What.... the.... fuck?

[Found at AutoComplete Me]


[Found at Friggin Random]

Fleeing woman captured while trying to light crack pipe



[Found at Passive Aggressive Notes]

Tattoo Of Win

[Found at Ugliest Tattoos]

Moment Of Win
* This is not funny, because it IS true.

see more Funny Graphs

I AM SORRY, TOMORROW WILL BE A GREAT ENTRY. I PROMISE.

- LV

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That's Not School! That's 'Schoolhouse Rock'!

Blog
* Frankly, I'd prefer Schoolhouse Rock. Title is from Supernatural.

People I Love
* The International Society of Supervillains once again handles spam, so you don't have to:

800 grand? And that comes after the 1 free cars? And without even one exclamation mark? Is it like, 800,000 Confederate dollars or something? Or worse yet, Canadian dollars?

Although $800,000 isn't that much anymore. I mean, a Nigerian prince offered me $7.5 million. That's some serious cash.

Zombies
* Fuck lawn gnomes, I want a ZOMBIE LAWN SCULPTURE:

[Found at The World's Best Ever]
It will scare the neighbor children to death, and cause decades of therapy. Also it is cute.

Politics
* Look, you can love or loathe Robert Gibbs, but either way, asking him about the premiere of Lost sort of labels you an utter fuckhead for all eternity. Especially at a PRESS CONFERENCE:

Seriously. Fuckheads ask those sort of questions. What's next? 'Does the President have an opinion on America' Worst Cook?'

Crafts
* Bow, BOW I SAY, before the geekiest, most wonderful sweater vest in the history of the universe. That is not an exaggeration:

[Found at Geekologie]
They need to mass-market these, NOW, because I want to wear one with a pair of skinny black jeans and blow EVERYONE'S MINDS.

Epic!Fail
* What is going ON in Wisconsin?

A state report says deer hunters shot dramatically fewer buildings during Wisconsin's November gun hunt.

A Department of Natural Resources report says hunters shot 10 buildings. That's down from 25 in 2008, 19 in 2007 and 15 in 2006.

So.... they shot ten buildings. TEN. And.... we're supposed to see this as a good thing? That they only shot TEN BUILDINGS? I am clearly missing the celebratory aspect of this. Additionally, I am not going to Wisconsin during hunting season.

Awesome
* Space is amazing:

[Found at Neatorama]
Look at it. Can you comprehend how TINY and insignificant we are in comparison? Think of the philosophical and spiritual implications! OK, mostly I'm just thinking how pretty it is.

Daily Hot Guy

[Eddie Izzard, looking like sex in a very fine coat, and is that a gun in his hand? I like that.]

Movie!Win
* I refuse to hear ANYTHING negative being said about The A-Team. I love everyone in it (Except of course for Mr. Not-T), and it has explosions, and it will be amazing if we just BELIEVE IN IT, OK?

Also, Bradley Cooper plus Liam Neeson plus Sharlto Copely? What sort of monster would I be if I complained about that team?

Wow
* The police in Florida CAN FLY:

[Found at Unique Daily]
....in bullet-proof motorized paragliders. That fail to strike fear into the hearts of anyone. Um, good job?

Animals
* This lizard can swim through sand, and is tiny and adorable:

[Found at Unique Daily]
I want ten. They're cute! Tiny sand-swimming lizards for the most popular pet of 2010!

Tattoo Of Win

[Found at Ugliest Tattoos]
I have no idea what this means. NO IDEA AT ALL. Is it a hungry hungry hippo?

WTF, INTERNET?
* OK, no:

[Found at Geekologie]
It's like a fanny pack for your breasts? No. No No No. Just.... no. How uncomfortable does this thing look? I don't want my wallet stabbing me in the breast. I don't need that in my life. And won't your boobs be a bit, I don't know, DISFIGURED? Like pointy and potentially dangerous? That would be amusing for a few seconds, but do you want to be known as 'That Pointy-Titted Chick Who Keeps Her Tampons In Her Cleavage?' I don't. I really, really don't.

Girly Want
* If someone buys me this outfit, I promise to stand on a desolate, warm beach and stare mysteriously off into space for as long as you want.

[Found at Haute Macabre]
And I think I deserve a flowered cap.

Music
* I HAVE NEVER WANTED A BARBIE DOLL SO BADLY. LADY GAGA BARBIE LOVE:

[Found at Incredible Things]
HOLY SHIT, I NEED THESE. ALL OF THEM. LOOK AT HER TINY LITTLE OUTFITS. This is the one I need the most, I think:


Alcohol is an evil demon. TRUST IT NOT.
- LV

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