Saturday, December 1, 2012

273. Engage in Anti-Whaling Activities


http://youtu.be/UbROlabBfUU


The promo rolls:  A girl in an industrial style maritime rain slicker cries, hunkered against a bulwark.  A helicopter lifts off in threatening weather.  Many semi-rigid Zodiac speedboats, the type the US Navy SEALs use, hurl themselves through 10 foot waves.  A man looks with consternation at something in the distance.  It's a whale, being hoisted onto the deck of a ship.

"Whaling has got to stop" says the ominous narration.

It's a preview for Animal Planet's "hit" show, Whale Wars.  Now airing at self-righteous o'clock Eastern, 7 central.

OK.  Let's just go through this pragmatically.

The ship utilized by the Sea Shepherd organization to self-police international waters is called the MV Steve Irwin.  That's right.  They named their ship after a man who rose to international fame by ABUSING WILD ANIMALS.  Strike one,"Whale Wars."

Next.  How's the Steve Irwin powered?  Hydrogen fuel cells?  Sails?  Solar power?  Nope.  Two British Polar 12 cylinder, 2,100 bhp engines with variable pitch propellers which I'm sure do a bang-up job of disrupting whale's mating patterns by creating ambient ocean noise all the while running on fossil fuels.  

A floating indication of ignorance and wanton retardation.  Alt. Headline: Thank god no one from the Tsunami stricken region has Animal Planet or else they'd flip their shit knowing that the cost to maintain this boat could ensure that their children survived the diseases of the aftermath.

Hey.  They also have a helicopter.  Also powered by fossil fuels.  Environment - 0.  Whale Wars - 2,340 metric tons of CO2 and counting.

Then there's the tagline: "You have not lived until you've found something worth dying for."  In this case, animals with the brain power somewhere between toaster oven and rotary telephone.  "But they're so intelligent and they have feelings and blah blah blah."

You know what else is intelligent and has feelings?  Rwandans.  Bangladeshis.  North Koreans.  How about this, Whale Wars?  Sell your fucking boat and buy some medicine for people who don't have potable water or suffer from 50% infant mortality rates or step on landmines on a regular basis.  Willing to bet that the sale of the helicopter, navigation equipment, diesel engines and hull of the Steve Irwin could probably go a nice long way towards saving thousands, if not tens of thousands of PEOPLE LIVES.  

Basically, the "Whale Wars" people are the biggest douches in the history of mankind.  Insanely wealthy (in the scope of world poverty) white people*, utilizing hundreds of thousands of dollars in resources to block the hunting of an animal that evolved from something sort of like a hyena.  Next thing we know, we'll be watching "Hyena Wars" on Animal Planet where a fleet of yellow Land Rovers, purchased at $50,000 per vehicle, plow through the African Savannah, crushing rare insects and marsupials or something under their Bridgestone tires, conveniently turning a blind eye to the fact that 230,000 African people died of malaria outside the bounds of the nature preserve in which they're combating poaching.

That's why I donate my hard earned scratch off lottery ticket winnings to the "MacBook Pro/Gary Fisher Bicycle/Jameson Shots" fund in my wallet.




*I think the fact that I have a "MacBook Pro/Gary Fisher Bicycle/Jameson Shots" fund is a pretty clear indicator that I'm also white.  But I'm one of the "good ones".  In that I haven't actively attacked a minority in like three months.  Besides she had it coming.  Did you see how she was dressed?  Practically asking for it.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Ulyana Sergeenko Fall 2011 and Spring 2012

Unlike many fashion designers, Ulyana Sergennko did not study fashion design academically (she has a degree in Philology), but with her passion for clothes and attention to detail she decided to taking her interest in fashion further.

Her debut Fall 2011 collection and subsequent Spring 2012 collection are distinctly inspired by vintage and antique fashion, not only in their style but in their quality, craftsmanship and artistic value. You can view her Fall 2011 and Spring 2012 collections in this post.

Ulyana Sergeenko Fall 2011



































Ulyana Sergeenko Spring 2012