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my crazy is not contagious
my crippling book addiction
my current book that desperately needs a name not selected by a ten year old
my fear of flying is psychically draining
my hand is changing colors should i be alarmed
my hands are freezing but my beloved books will keep me warm
my head is no longer hideously misshapen and discolored and we shall rejoice
my house is so freaking cold i can see my breath
my love for iron chef is inexplicable and i will not justify it
my phone is possessed and i finally have proof
my phone is so fucking scary and annoying it boggles the mind
my soda addiction is worse than my nicotine addiction
my stomach hates me as much as my brain and is much crueler
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off to edumakayte
office space
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once upon a time in mexico
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paranoia and lack of sleep make elle funny
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red carpet MADNESS
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Renee Zellweger
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resident evil: extinction
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science fiction
scorpion king
screaming stuff at my mom
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secret window
Selena Gomez
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semi-intoxicated musings when i should be asleep
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sequel fail
serial killers
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seth green
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six feet under
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sleep is for the weak
slush
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snow
snow gives me an excuse to be lazy
so effing cold
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so much stuff
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social networking
Sofia Vergara
sometimes LV needs a hug or prozac
song of susannah
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suck it twilight
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the strand
the thoughts in my head make sense to me
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tim roth
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transformers 2 revenge of the fallen
transmetropolitan
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travel plans fall through and rip out your soul and shit on it
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travel plans that don't suck
trip
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tropic thunder kicked ass and you should see it
troublesome transitions
true blood
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