ROBERT PATTINSON: Hi, Reese.
REESE WITHERSPOON: Hi, Rob.
ROB: So we’re here to celebrate country music because we’re in Water for Elephants, which is… set in the country, I guess?
REESE: I don’t know. I’m just trying to put on a happy face because this is technically my honeymoon.
ROB: Oh, gee, that’s right, you got married recently.
REESE: Yep.
ROB: Sorry that I didn’t RSVP. I travel so much that I didn’t get the invitation.
REESE: …. Yes, that’s it.
ROB: I KNEW IT. You didn’t invite me.
REESE: Well, it’s just…
ROB: We’re about to go on a HUGE press tour together. Spending SO MANY MINUTES in each other’s presence. And we show this whole movie where I look beautiful, and not all psychotic and blood-hungry and emo-depressed or that I have spent a hundred celibate years learning how to play the violin or whatever, and still I get NOTHING?
REESE: It’s not personal, it’s just…
ROB: Awkward! Ha!
REESE: Ha ha. You got me.
ROB: Reese are you secretly pregnant because your nice Marchesa dress makes you look...stocky.
REESE: I'm not preggo thank you very much. And I'm not stocky!
ROB: Let’s go backstage and talk about this. Remember I am dating Kristen Stewart, so I have to diagnose and treat fashion madness all the time.
REESE: Bless you. I will totally invite you to the baby shower.
ROB: … Nah. Unless there’s an open bar.
REESE: It’s a deal.
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