Monday, April 18, 2011

I Want To Get Legal Permission To Get Lost Here

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/03/strahov-monastery-panoramic-image?pid=3251

Seriously check out this incredible library that has been in scenes from the films Immortal Beloved and The Prince & Me.

My future home shall top this library...

Rob & Reese Attend the ACM Awards for God Knows Why


ROBERT PATTINSON: Hi, Reese.

REESE WITHERSPOON: Hi, Rob.

ROB: So we’re here to celebrate country music because we’re in Water for Elephants, which is… set in the country, I guess?

REESE: I don’t know. I’m just trying to put on a happy face because this is technically my honeymoon.

ROB: Oh, gee, that’s right, you got married recently.

REESE: Yep.

ROB: Sorry that I didn’t RSVP. I travel so much that I didn’t get the invitation.

REESE: …. Yes, that’s it.

ROB: I KNEW IT. You didn’t invite me.

REESE: Well, it’s just…

ROB: We’re about to go on a HUGE press tour together. Spending SO MANY MINUTES in each other’s presence. And we show this whole movie where I look beautiful, and not all psychotic and blood-hungry and emo-depressed or that I have spent a hundred celibate years learning how to play the violin or whatever, and still I get NOTHING?

REESE: It’s not personal, it’s just…

ROB: Awkward! Ha!

REESE: Ha ha. You got me.

ROB: Reese are you secretly pregnant because your nice Marchesa dress makes you look...stocky.

REESE: I'm not preggo thank you very much. And I'm not stocky!

ROB: Let’s go backstage and talk about this. Remember I am dating Kristen Stewart, so I have to diagnose and treat fashion madness all the time.

REESE: Bless you. I will totally invite you to the baby shower.

ROB: … Nah. Unless there’s an open bar.

REESE: It’s a deal.

I Hate This Nylon Magazine Cover: Congrats Emily Browning

Nylon magazine wants to celebrate the 263 ways you can be beautiful.


Here is a sneak peek at some of them:

#14: Always make sure people know where your breasts are

#18: Any shirt that makes your nipples look like they have been filleted and then blown up is a shirt you must own

#76: Menstrual diapers always go over your tights. Trust!

#121: You can’t spell “panties” without “spite.”

#202: Pants? HA!

I Am Angry at Anne Hathaway

This Gucci Spring 2011 dress is STUNNING but why, Anne, did you have to do geek chic with THIS dress of ALL dresses?

“And oh, gee, are these old things still here? I was so caught up in doing the crossword and reading charmingly intellectual books about, like, British people and vegetables and whatnot, that I completely forgot to take off my glasses! Honest mistake! It has NOTHING to do with me being worried that hosting the Oscars next to a human fart would taint my reputation.



“But, you know, in case you missed it: I could tutor you in math! Diagram sentences with your daughter, because come on, you totally don’t remember how to do that! I can give you uncomfortable but medically honest sex advice, speak to you in Binary, and rearrange your home library based on the Dewey Decimal System! In short, I am TOTALLY too busy being a brainy supergirl to hang out with James Franco on a daily basis! Because if I did, wouldn’t my IQ be too diminished for me to teach you the metric system… IN FRENCH? I MEAN RIGHT.”

I Like This Look and I Don 't Know Why

Evan Rachel Wood was awesome in Mildred Pierce by the way. She played (brilliant) Kate Winslet's impossibly horrible bitchy evil tramp daughter. Anywho, I like this look.
It’s sort of Sassy 1940s Gal Who Everyone Believes Is A Secretary But Whose Real Job Is Code-Cracking, Alongside A Dreamy Math Genius With Whom She Eventually Falls In Love/Foils The Nazis meets 9 to 5. That’s a mash-up I can get behind.

Russian Drama Update

Russian Fashion Industry Update

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