Blog* The world would be so much better if more people followed this simple rule. Title is from Joss Whedon.* THE BLOG IS BEING UPDATED. THE FOURTH HORSEMAN IS SHOWING UP (actually, if you watch Supernatural, he already showed up, with pizza!). I will be explaining the long absence, but a lot of it is Super Sekrit At The Moment, so just pretend I have been busy knitting and touring the world and living a fabulous life of decadence. Or something.Want* Warren Ellis wants us to declare war on the moon:If Stephen Hawking endorses this course of action, I'm ready to engage in battle. Provided I get a big shiny weapon.Crafts* I will be the first to admit I am bad at math. Unless it is algebra, which I am scary good at, numbers confuse and frighten me, and I think you should just figure out the bill, OK?But even I, with my questionable grasp of simple arithmetic, see a problem here:[Found at Regretsy]So... it's $10.00 in money, prettily folded. But you're charging $20.00 PLUS shipping and handling? It's like a riddle. WHERE DOES THE EXTRA $10.00 go? Is this just a test? To see if someone would pay money FOR MONEY OF A LESSER AMOUNT?I'm not even dealing with the fact that it's shaped like a cross. There's only so much I can handle.Politics* So, remember that politician Dave Vitter? And how he got off on wearing diapers around prostitutes?[Found at Wonkette]Nothing's going on with him. I just like to remind people that America has a United States Senator who enjoys wearing diapers for sexytimes. That's all. Carry on.Ad!Fail* In the following ad, a cucumber is hiding in the shower while a nakedish lady panics because her boyfriend/husband is going to walk in and find her fornicating with the salad:[Found at LikeCool]A few notes, dear readers:A) OUCH.B) EW.C) All I can think is, does the cucumber have a penis, or is the woman pleasuring herself with anthropomorphic vegetables? Because the paramedics should be on call.D) I have no interest in purchasing any product that assumes I want to get naked around fruits or vegetables. And now I'm afraid of salads. Well done.Scary* OH GOD IT'S COMING TO GET ME IT WON'T STOP NOTHING WILL STOP IT:I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW TERRIFYING OVERLORDS THAT CANNOT BE TIPPED OVER.The longer you watch this video, the more upsetting it gets.Social Networking* Still, doesn't one get points for honesty?[Found at Very Demotivational]Not a lot of points.... but points.... I'm trying to be more positive, and YOU ARE NOT HELPING, INTERNET.Daily Hot Guy[Steve Carell, from the not-very-good movie
, but he's wearing a sweater and plays guitar, and I quite possibly cried when he sang 'Let My Love Open The Door,' because I am an utter sap deep down, and now that I've admitted that I need to go think about violence and explosions and zombies for a while.]Daily Icon[Patti Smith, who is cooler than all of us could ever hope to be, COMBINED, with Robert Mapplethorpe, ALSO cooler than anyone could ever dare to hope to be. Man, this is the New York City I wanted to live in. The rest of you can live in Sex & The City. I'll be over here with the amazing people.]Apocalypse How?* Some people are working on technology that allows you to steer your car with your eyes. Can you imagine trying to apply mascara with this going on? Or checking out a hot guy? You could meet the hot guy AS YOU CRUSH HIM BELOW THE WHEELS OF YOUR VEHICLE.And while the article is quick to point out this doesn't seem to be consumer-aimed, THINK ABOUT IT. 'Oh look, a puppy. It's so cute-OH DEAR GOD I CAN'T LOOK AWAY FROM ITS ADORABLE-' CRUNCH. Then you go to hell. The end.Tattoo Of Win* I'm not going to lie: I have no idea what's going on here.[Found at Ugliest Tattoos]I think it's better that way. Please don't explain it to me. Ignorance is bliss.Nostalgia!WinLet's end this on a happy note, shall we?The Muppets make everything better. That is fact. Anyone found arguing with this fact will be shunned hideously by everyone they know and love.Tonight is the
season finale. I'm very nervous. I will be discussing this via blog later. Be prepared.- LV
, but he's wearing a sweater and plays guitar, and I quite possibly cried when he sang 'Let My Love Open The Door,' because I am an utter sap deep down, and now that I've admitted that I need to go think about violence and explosions and zombies for a while.]Daily Icon[Patti Smith, who is cooler than all of us could ever hope to be, COMBINED, with Robert Mapplethorpe, ALSO cooler than anyone could ever dare to hope to be. Man, this is the New York City I wanted to live in. The rest of you can live in Sex & The City. I'll be over here with the amazing people.]Apocalypse How?* Some people are working on technology that allows you to steer your car with your eyes. Can you imagine trying to apply mascara with this going on? Or checking out a hot guy? You could meet the hot guy AS YOU CRUSH HIM BELOW THE WHEELS OF YOUR VEHICLE.And while the article is quick to point out this doesn't seem to be consumer-aimed, THINK ABOUT IT. 'Oh look, a puppy. It's so cute-OH DEAR GOD I CAN'T LOOK AWAY FROM ITS ADORABLE-' CRUNCH. Then you go to hell. The end.Tattoo Of Win* I'm not going to lie: I have no idea what's going on here.[Found at Ugliest Tattoos]I think it's better that way. Please don't explain it to me. Ignorance is bliss.Nostalgia!WinLet's end this on a happy note, shall we?The Muppets make everything better. That is fact. Anyone found arguing with this fact will be shunned hideously by everyone they know and love.Tonight is the
season finale. I'm very nervous. I will be discussing this via blog later. Be prepared.- LV
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