MILLA JOVOVICH: Hey, do you have my quarterly taxes ready? I don't want to get a penalty -- weren't they due last month?EDWARD NORTON: Huh?MILLA: DUDE, my TAXES.ED: Milla, I am not your accountant.MILLA: Are you sure?ED: YES. I am Edward Norton, noted intense actor and filmic control freak, once romantically linked to Courtney Love, against all probability.MILLA: You look SO much like my accountant, this kind of cute young dude who always takes off his jacket and rolls up his shirt sleeves before dealing with my finances. I always want to tell him to get his shoes shined, too.ED: SORRY TO DISAPPOINT.MILLA: God, you're so crabby.ED: MAYBE I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THIS.MILLA: Okay! Jeez! Man, I don't know how Courtney put up with you.ED: I'm legally prohibited from discussing that.MILLA: Let's just go inside.
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