Amy Winehouse Is Awesome And Should Be My Friend

Things I Am Really Worried About • That I will not be offered a job at the end of my internship, despite all my hard work, and will have to go work at Abercrombie & Fitch.• That a very famous author will laugh at my book proposal. Then beat me unconscious with a copy of Phantoms.• That when the zombie uprising comes, I will panic and aim for their feet.• That my roommate will lose control of her bloodlust and feast upon my sweet, sweet flesh.• That my apartment situation will crash and burn in a fiery ball of whining and insanity, and I will be forced to live in a house constructed entirely out of books and DVDs. Or worse, in New Jersey.• That the release date for Will Christopher Baer’s book will be pushed back, reducing me to a hollow shell of the human condition.• That my uncle will not recover from liver cancer.• That the Transformers movie will be as bad as I think it will.• Clowns.That’s all for now. Back to work. May your day be pleasant, and may the zombie clowns get lost on the way to your home. Unless you like zombie clowns, in which case may they swarm upon you and hold a kick-ass party.

moreless