KRISTEN STEWART: Oh, God. Our category is coming up next.
ROBERT PATTINSON: Is it reeeeeally?
KRISTEN: Please don’t let us win best movie. Please. COME ON, INCEPTION.
R.PATTZ: Oh REALLY.
KRISTEN: We’re up for Best Onscreen Team, too, right? I mean, that’s totally Steve Carell and Tina Fey from Date Night, hey? We aren’t even a team! We are more of… an autonomous collective.
R.PATTZ: Really!
KRISTEN: I’m going to be sick.
R.PATTZ: Ew, really?
KRISTEN: Will you stop acting like a moron?
R.PATTZ: Sorry. I just can’t believe you still can’t handle going up on stage for this stuff. We’ve only won eleventy billion of these things. And you look so nice tonight!
KRISTEN: Really?
R.PATTZ: Don’t steal my bit.
KRISTEN: Sorry.
R.PATTZ: But you do. So let’s take a look. Beginning with dragging you up on stage.
KRISTEN: No. No, no, NO!
R.PATTZ: Yes, yes, yes.
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