Finished Voices of a People's History Of The United States last night. It made me want to go start a revolution against corruption and evil, to write articles that would change the world. Instead, I just went to bed.Today seems to be a day of people whining at me. My roommate is babbling about how she fell asleep during sex, and her boyfriend continued to erm... yeah. I laugh viciously at her pain, because I am a bad person. And she puts on makeup to go to the gym, which I think is a sure sign of pure, unmitigated evil. I mean, MASCARA? I start my job tomorrow, and I'm kind of nervous. A few reasons:* I am not a morning person, and I have to be up, showered, and looking relatively like a human being in order to head out the door by 8:15 AM. Which means I'll be up by 7:00 AM. I had trouble getting up for noon classes.* Since the video store where I worked closed last summer, I haven't had a steady job, besides the occassions where I would play receptionist for my father at his office. Which basically entailed me answering the phones and reading all day.* I really, really need this to go well so that I can either get a full-time job at this company, or they can at least refer me to someplace where I can write.* I also need to start freelancing. I have like no clips. To make up for the whining I just subjected everyone to [whoever may be out there... helloooooo?], I humbly offer another list which mayhap will tickle thy fancy.Movies I Have Cried At That Aren't Sad At All, And Make Everyone Around Me Uncomfortable1. Independence Day2.
3. Matchstick Men4.
5. Spider-Man 3 [Which I HATED, otherwise]6. The 40 Year-Old Virgin7. Armageddon [fuck you, EVERYONE cried]8. Serenity 9. 28 Days Later...10. Shaun Of The Dead11. Kill Bill: Volume 212. The Big Lebowski13. Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest14. Secretary15. BrazilOnce again, this does not bode well for my mental stability. Stay tuned for my next post, which will be about work, martial arts, and a list of movies where I laughed at the tragic ending, because I sold my soul for some Ruffles and a really cool throw rug. Luckman: Well! So much for our great trip to San Diego, Bob. I TOLD you we should have gone to San Francisco. Barris: What, like going to San Francisco would NOT have caused this problem with the engine? Luckman: Yeah, because when you're going north, it screws this way, and when you're going south it screws that way! Barris: If we were in AUSTRALIA! - A Scanner Darkly
3. Matchstick Men4.
5. Spider-Man 3 [Which I HATED, otherwise]6. The 40 Year-Old Virgin7. Armageddon [fuck you, EVERYONE cried]8. Serenity 9. 28 Days Later...10. Shaun Of The Dead11. Kill Bill: Volume 212. The Big Lebowski13. Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest14. Secretary15. BrazilOnce again, this does not bode well for my mental stability. Stay tuned for my next post, which will be about work, martial arts, and a list of movies where I laughed at the tragic ending, because I sold my soul for some Ruffles and a really cool throw rug. Luckman: Well! So much for our great trip to San Diego, Bob. I TOLD you we should have gone to San Francisco. Barris: What, like going to San Francisco would NOT have caused this problem with the engine? Luckman: Yeah, because when you're going north, it screws this way, and when you're going south it screws that way! Barris: If we were in AUSTRALIA! - A Scanner Darkly
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