On Monday, I Was Hit On By A Midget

Rather than bore you with my mundane, excessively trivial worries, here are the daily highlights from the slush pile:* A woman who rhymed ‘friend’ with ‘dead.’ The friend was dead. * Another obnoxious submission from a former SNL writer. Nobody should spend that much time and energy decorating an envelope.* A vaguely depressing tale about a boy who could fly, but found out that if you want to have friends, you must be just like everybody else.* A picture book about a little girl who is too fat for her mommy to love her.* A pre-schooler stripping in class when she is bad.* A deformed husband and wife who give birth to an angel that stops the war in Iraq.

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