Rather than bore you with my mundane, excessively trivial worries, here are the daily highlights from the slush pile:
* A woman who rhymed ‘friend’ with ‘dead.’ The friend was dead.
* Another obnoxious submission from a former SNL writer. Nobody should spend that much time and energy decorating an envelope.
* A vaguely depressing tale about a boy who could fly, but found out that if you want to have friends, you must be just like everybody else.
* A picture book about a little girl who is too fat for her mommy to love her.
* A pre-schooler stripping in class when she is bad.
* A deformed husband and wife who give birth to an angel that stops the war in Iraq.
* A woman who rhymed ‘friend’ with ‘dead.’ The friend was dead.
* Another obnoxious submission from a former SNL writer. Nobody should spend that much time and energy decorating an envelope.
* A vaguely depressing tale about a boy who could fly, but found out that if you want to have friends, you must be just like everybody else.
* A picture book about a little girl who is too fat for her mommy to love her.
* A pre-schooler stripping in class when she is bad.
* A deformed husband and wife who give birth to an angel that stops the war in Iraq.
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