Porn Is Always Funny

I totally overslept today, which annoys me, since I have less time to mooch around the house in the morning and chug coffee like the sweet, sweet nectar of death it is.Working again, at Bartender. See, I promote where I work!Twitter is dangerous, because I use it less to see what my friends are doing and much, much more for the sheer geeky (dare I say creepy?) pleasure of reading celebrity updates. But, come on: * Joe Hill has one. And he's probably my favorite living fiction writer (there are a lot of caveats in that statement, but really I do adore his work, and he's also a wonderfully nice guy.)* RUSSELL BRAND HAS ONE. This makes me shouty, because he's RUSSELL BRAND. Those are the two that make me mental. I have a bunch more on my own Twitter page. So add me. Because it's good for you. It's good for your SOUL.And MSNBC is causing rashes. Because the Republicans only get their jollies from shrieking 'No!', then rolling around in the wrinkled, tear-stained dollar bills of the lower-middle class, while listening to religious hymns. Well, some of them. The ones that keep wailing about the Stimulus Plan.Well. I have to go get ready for work. People should be reading and promoting my blog, because I am awesome, and I've been writing a lot. And to explain the title, you haven't lived until you've had a second grader discuss the beauty of reproduction in minute detail. Kids say the darnedest shit.- LV

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