"Hi, I'm Happy Time Harry... and if you've got a problem with that, we can go... right now."
"I have not called for you, Frylock. What are you doing here?"
"... I live here."
"All right! The real rainbow! I did it! I brought happiness and joy to us all!"
"Master Shake said it would dissolve me and then I would get clogged in the filter and then beavers would come and eat me. But that hadn't happened yet."
"You sicken me with your lies."
"Alright, I'm gonna give this 'rainbow' thing another five minutes, and if it don't show up quick, then I am going down to the store and getting a hot-rod magazine. 'Cause they got the chicks with the boobs in there."
"Everybody hates me 'cause they die or get hurt."
"He told me to get in the freezer cause there was a carnival in there. There wasn't no carnival! It was a damn freezer! I got freezer burn and I got bunched up against that chicken."
"Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that."
"Let's go. They don't have nothin', it's like a flea market threw up in there."
"Look, a Bananarama tape!"
"That's mine! Drop it where you are!"
"Leave your eyes open, Meatwad. I wanna horrify you into a coma."
"You and your third dimension."
"What about it?"
"Oh, nothing; it's cute. We have five."
"Th-thousand."
"Yes, five thousand."
"Don't question it!"
"Oh yeah? Well I only see two."
"Well that sounds like a personal problem."
"Fry-man, we're full of religion now. Everyone, please, bow your heads and pretend to be serious."
"Dammit he needs his brain. Otherwise he 'just gonna float around forever saying 'Do what now?'!"
"Do what now?"
"We're here to steal your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations."
"Is that you God?"
"Frylock, get away from the pool."
"Your neighbor, Carl, was gracious enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason."
"This here's Vanessa. I know she looks like an apple, but she's actually a full-grown woman, and she fell in love with her boyfriend, Dewy, here, and they go off into outer space and then they... they get married."
"I hate nature! Now you get me a beer and a woman! I'll give that waterbed a workout!"
"Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever."
"I don't know how you'd know; you ain't got no teeth."
"Well I got rid of my teeth at a young age, because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get 'em."
"If teeth make me gay then sign me up, 'cause I wish I had 'em."
"Someone stole my PDA, and I will ruin this house with my anger!"
"This is your captain speaking and welcome to the glass-bottom boat ride at the world famous Trenton Tar Pits. I just wanna let you all know I'm a convicted sex offender."
"Computer, search for teeth and plaque conspiracy. And Metallica."
"No, Frylock. 'The Highlander' was a documentary, and its events happened in real time."
"I have not called for you, Frylock. What are you doing here?"
"... I live here."
"All right! The real rainbow! I did it! I brought happiness and joy to us all!"
"Master Shake said it would dissolve me and then I would get clogged in the filter and then beavers would come and eat me. But that hadn't happened yet."
"You sicken me with your lies."
"Alright, I'm gonna give this 'rainbow' thing another five minutes, and if it don't show up quick, then I am going down to the store and getting a hot-rod magazine. 'Cause they got the chicks with the boobs in there."
"Everybody hates me 'cause they die or get hurt."
"He told me to get in the freezer cause there was a carnival in there. There wasn't no carnival! It was a damn freezer! I got freezer burn and I got bunched up against that chicken."
"Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that."
"Let's go. They don't have nothin', it's like a flea market threw up in there."
"Look, a Bananarama tape!"
"That's mine! Drop it where you are!"
"Leave your eyes open, Meatwad. I wanna horrify you into a coma."
"You and your third dimension."
"What about it?"
"Oh, nothing; it's cute. We have five."
"Th-thousand."
"Yes, five thousand."
"Don't question it!"
"Oh yeah? Well I only see two."
"Well that sounds like a personal problem."
"Fry-man, we're full of religion now. Everyone, please, bow your heads and pretend to be serious."
"Dammit he needs his brain. Otherwise he 'just gonna float around forever saying 'Do what now?'!"
"Do what now?"
"We're here to steal your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations."
"Is that you God?"
"Frylock, get away from the pool."
"Your neighbor, Carl, was gracious enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason."
"This here's Vanessa. I know she looks like an apple, but she's actually a full-grown woman, and she fell in love with her boyfriend, Dewy, here, and they go off into outer space and then they... they get married."
"I hate nature! Now you get me a beer and a woman! I'll give that waterbed a workout!"
"Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever."
"I don't know how you'd know; you ain't got no teeth."
"Well I got rid of my teeth at a young age, because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get 'em."
"If teeth make me gay then sign me up, 'cause I wish I had 'em."
"Someone stole my PDA, and I will ruin this house with my anger!"
"This is your captain speaking and welcome to the glass-bottom boat ride at the world famous Trenton Tar Pits. I just wanna let you all know I'm a convicted sex offender."
"Computer, search for teeth and plaque conspiracy. And Metallica."
"No, Frylock. 'The Highlander' was a documentary, and its events happened in real time."
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