The New Year Is Totally Unnecessary

But I got a new iPod, and a new computer, and am now spectacularly broke, so things are back to normal. And I'm back on the east coast, so all is well.Saw WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY last night. It was funny and stupid and a lot of the jokes didn't work, but the music was surprisingly great, and John C. Reilly is fantastic [and I've liked him since before anyone, so BITE ME]. Also:Jack White as ElvisJustin Long as George HarrisonPaul Rudd as John LennonJason Schwartzman as Ringo StarrJack Black as Paul McCartneyJewel, Lyle Lovett, Jackson Browne, and Timbaland doing a tribute to Mr. CoxEddie FUCKING VedderThat was worth the ticket price alone.My birthday is in two days. I think that's why I want to set so many things on fire. Are CDs supposed to make grinding noises in the drive of your new computer? Very bad noise.This is the first year I didn't make a list of resolutions. But I'll make one today, and we can all laugh at the false hopes for self-improvement. Trivia: who said it was like masturbation? Winner gets a prize.Anyone see Obama PWN everyone last night? The man LOOKS like a President. And he gave a brilliant speech. But I wish politicians would be assholes to each others' faces. "My opponent fucks puppies." "My respected opponent pisses on the graves of orphans." It would be funny. And a lot more honest.Hope the year hasn't kicked you too hard in the nuts yet.- LV

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