Blog* Spying tools are delicious. Title is from Invader Zim.* Rorschachschick makes incredible videos, like this:BADASS. BAD. ASS. AND TIM ROTH AND EDWARD NORTON. AND THE MUSIC IS SWEET. Sorry, I'm chugging coffee. But really, you need to watch her videos, because they are beautiful.Daily Buy* Totally sexy Mary Janes are the gifts that keep on giving:[Found at Amazon]And since I'm advertising them, for free, I get them for free, right? RIGHT? That's how the internet works, isn't it?My wish list is fabulous, because of what I want, but sad, because nobody will BUY them for me.Holiday!Fail* Your Christmas tree is going to kill you and destroy everything you love.[Found at World's Best Ever]WE HAVE A SANTA LIKE THAT IN MY HOUSE. Or we did. I think the Christmas tree ate it.Movie!Win* I love Terry Gilliam. I really do. Can someone let him make his Don Quixote movie? He's tried for so long. They made a documentary about his failure. And Tideland really freaked me out. And even though it won't happen, his plans for Watchmen made me very nervous. And Robert Duvall as Don Quixote would be some deliriously delightful shit.So can someone let Terry Gilliam make his movie? Please?Childhood!Fail* When I was little and went to EPCOT center, it was AMAZING. Some kid threw up on one ride, which as a small child is pretty much the height of comedy, and I got a stuffed Figment dragon from the ride 'Journey Into Imagination.'Unfortunately, the ride is now gone, because Imagination is frowned upon, and everything is DOOMED. What's worse? I can't find my Figment dragon.Here are ten rides that are gone from EPCOT.Also, on the Wonders of Life ride, I distinctly remember hearing another little kid yelling, 'Ew! That's not what you said!' when the sperm appeared onscreen.Wow* Some people live in their own little worlds. Sometimes those worlds are scary:
I can not believe you do not remember me. My heart is broken, b****. Can you really say you don’t remember me?. After that marvelous date at that theatre? I still love you though Even though you’re a bit frazzle-minded.Nothing good can come of this.Daily Hot Guy[Eric Northman from True Blood. When the HELL does that show come back on? I miss Hoyt saying 'Vampire Bill,' and the sex and drinking and mayhem that makes me want to go live in the South.]Animals* Do you know what a Tapir is?
A tapir (pronounced /ˈteɪpər/ "taper", or /təˈpɪər/ "ta-pier") is a large browsing mammal, roughly pig-like in shape, with a short, prehensile snout. Tapirs inhabit jungle and forest regions of South America, Central America, and Southeast Asia. There are four species of Tapirs, being the Brazilian tapir, the Malayan tapir, Baird's tapir and the mountain tapir. All four species of tapir are classified as endangered or vulnerable. Their closest relatives are the other odd-toed ungulates, including horses and rhinoceroses.[Found at Wikipedia]What it fails to mention is that they are the CUTEST THINGS EVAR:[Found at Neatorama]I need a baby tapir. It can be friends with my imaginary baby goat. DON'T JUDGE ME.Apocalypse How?* THE PLANES ARE GOING TO FALL OUT OF THE SKY. HIDE ME. I'MMA TAKE A FREAKING BOAT TO ENGLAND. NOTHING BAD HAPPENS ON BOATS. LET ME PRETEND THAT.Crafts* Guys, THIS EXISTS:[Found at Neatorama]There are people doing this, right now, as you read these words. Do you comprehend what that means? I don't think you do, at all.Random* I want Moss singing this song to be my ring tone. Can someone make this happen?Tattoo Of Win* I just.... I need someone to explain this to me. Please?[Found at LOLTATZ]Why is the lemur tripping on acid?Food!Win* These look like churros:[Found at This Is Why You're Fat]In fact these are Deviled Corndogs, which are corndog hotdogs pureed with cheese, mayonnaise and tater tots, then re-baked inside a corndog shell.I had no idea such things could exist.
OK. Off.
- LV
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