Blog* Title is from Mystery Science Theater 3000, Greatest Show Ever.* This blog is one you need to check out: The Rock 'n Roll Cook. Rock stars. Telling you how to make their favorite foods, and the insane stories around them. This is brilliant. WHY has no one thought of this before?Did you know the drummer from Black Sabbath is a vegan? Yes, Bill Ward is one of the only cool vegans alive. He gives you the recipe for his enchilada pie. If you eat it while listening to old-school Black Sabbath, you are imbued with the power of a thousand rock gods.There are also interviews and recipes featuring Joss Stone, producer Ethan Johns (the man behind Kings of Leon, Ray LaMontagne, Paolo Nutini, Ryan Adams, Rufus Wainwright, Emmylou Harris, The Jayhawks and Crowded House), among others.The touring drummer for Nine Inch Nails like Frito Chili Pie. I think we made that back in college. For roommates that wouldn't clean the bathroom. It was delicious, but there was a good chance it would kill you. I miss college.FREAKANGELS FRIDAY* Yes, it is that glorious day of the week again, wherein Warren Ellis emerges from his technological fortress and gifts us with the sweat from his brilliant brow. After all those weeks of skips, which led to me bemoaning the fate of humanity, we have CONSISTENCY. AND GLOWING EYES. Maybe Karl will explode someone, and I will delight in it.I need more coffee. Spoilers beneath my signature at the bottom of the entry.Daily Buy* This would be a great gift for a kid. It's one of those plant-kits where you learn about nature. But you know what makes this one special? DINOSAURS:
As these bean plants sprout, different dinos appear on the pods that emerge - a truly enchanting way to introduce children to the wonders of the natural world.[Found at What On Earth]This would be the best gift. For a child. Yes. Not for an adult. We are ABOVE such silly things. We don't want plants.... with dinosaurs.... RAPTORS.... What?Holiday!Fail* The following conversation is true. It was not exaggerated in any way.Mom: What is that?Me: It's an ornament.Mom: Is it Winston Churchill?Me: What?Mom: It's Churchill, right?Me: It's an ORNAMENT.Mom: You said that. But it's Winston Churchill.Me: WHY would anyone want Winston Churchill hanging from their tree?Mom: I don't know. Your blog has all sorts of weird crap. Winston Churchill ornaments would be pretty boring, comparably.Me: It's a baby:[Found at Regretsy]Mom: Why would anyone want an ornament of a screaming baby Winston Churchill?Me: It's ISN'T- I don't know, Mom. I really don't anymore.Books* I love Michael Chabon. Wonder Boys is a fantastic book. So is The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay. And Gentlemen of the Road. Here, he talks about his new book. I'm sorry, I have no snark. I want Michael Chabon's career. AND he likes Doctor Who.Nostalgia!Win* Have we talked about my Mortal Kombat love? I loved the games (but none compared to Trilogy), I loved the movies (SHUT UP I WAS YOUNG AND FOOLISH), and the soundtrack is still damn good music to work out too. I miss Mortal Kombat, while at the same time hoping fervently that they NEVER remake the movies, because the ORIGINAL movies were terrible.What were we talking about? Oh, right, Mortal Kombat, greatest game EVER. And this made me miss it even more:
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SUB-ZERO FTW.Daily Hot Guy[Sam Trammell, who plays Sam on True Blood. Sam used to be my favorite. No longer, but he's still in the top three. I miss True Blood. When does it come back on?Doctor Who* I kind of want to watch every Doctor Who episode ever, all over again, for no good reason other than Doctor Who is EPIC LIFE-GIVING WIN.Anyway, they've announced the dates for The End of Time. I need a hug. From David Tennant. Is he available?People I Love* I love Emails from Crazy People, because comparatively speaking, EVERYONE is sane. EVERYONE. I also love this dude, who admitted to wanting to hire someone to dress up as a pilgrim on Thanksgiving to serve him and his guests dinner:[Found at Emails From Crazy People]He's a total asshole, but at least he's up front about it. 'Gravy-ladler' isn't a career you hear much about anymore, is it?Movie!Fail* David Fincher is directing a movie that features Justin Timberlake.Yeah, I'm done.PS I lied, I'm not done. Jesse Eisenberg is in the movie too, and he's rapidly becoming Epic!Win, so maybe if he punches Justin Timberlake, everything will be all better, yes?TeeVee* Besides being rich, talented, and BRILLIANT, Edgar Wright has the urge to display amazing DVD TV shows that are not mine:FINE, Mr. Wright. You win at EVERYTHING. OK? Except being a girl. That's where I'm a VIKING.Also, I probably know more about Hunter Thompson and fashion than you do. I said 'probably.' I'm not taking any chances.Awesome* OMIGOD. OMIGOD.[Found at Hijinks Ensue]Kaisha found this for me. I adore her. ALMOST AS MUCH AS BACON ALPHA WASH.Seriously, it's like these guys climbed into my head and made all my deepest desires come to comic life!EPIC WIN, PEOPLE. RIGHT HERE.Movie!Win* ZOMBIELAND 2. IN 3-D.That's the tag-line. That I just invented. My fee is several hours with Tallahassee, and a lifetime supply of Twinkies.I really don't care much either way about the 3-D aspect, but whatever Zombieland thinks is good for me IS good for me. I also want the DVD now. And I think I'll wear my Tallahassee hat today.Childhood!Fail* If the image of Megan Fox getting leg-humped by a tiny racist robot as Megatron DIES didn't annhilate Transformers for you, try this:How did that work? You OK? Stop crying. MEGATRON HATES YOU AND YOUR HUMAN TEARS.Wow* Alan Moore. Singing.[Found at Topless Robot]Brain broken now. Ears too. All broken bits in head-bones.Animals* OTTERS. I WANT AN OTTER. I WILL NAME HIM OLIVER. I AM UNCREATIVE:How about Ollie? Oswald? OSCAR?OK, time to read more FREAKANGELS. And if I decide to wear my Tallahassee hat, there will be pictures.- LVWARNING: SPOILERS FOR THIS WEEKS' FREAKANGELS TO FOLLOW- Mark got a booboo! Wow, way for me to undermine the drama. And GOD DAMN THE CARS ESPLODED.I'd say this would make a sick movie, but then they'd fuck it up, and I would be filled with sorrow and rage. And nobody wants THAT.
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