Monday, January 11, 2010

Who Dares To Soil My Normal Boy Head With This PORK COW?!

Blog
* Pork cow sounds AWESOME. Title is from Invader Zim.

Movie!Fail
* Blake Lively is going to be Carol Ferris in the Green Lantern movie. I like Blake Lively, but seriously. MISCAST? She looks nothing like Carol Ferris. NOTHING AT ALL. And she seems way too young. I know she's not really in high school, but come on! She's still too young. This is like when Kate Bosworth was cast as Lois Lane. You can't be a reporter when you're still in middle school.
This is Carol Ferris:

[Found at Slash Film]
MISCAST. I STAND BY IT.

Comics
* Here are the ten comic books you should be following in 2010, according to Newsarama. I'm especially looking forward to new work by Alan Moore and Alan Moore's beard, the conclusion of Ex Machina, and Choker with art by Ben Templesmith.

Words Of Win
* I love this guy, and would like to buy him a drink:
On Tuesday, a 19-year-old man was arrested for running through Stateline Casino naked, claiming he is a Terminator who had traveled back in time from the future.
Then he went into the children's arcade.

Moment Of Win
fail owned pwned pictures
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Daily Hot Guy

[Alan Tudyk, AKA Alpha Wash, AKA Stop Killing Him, You Bastards, holding a lightsaber and wearing a floppy white hat. Yeah, I have no idea what's going on here. I'm going to pretend it's a still from the Arrested Development movie.

Books
* The book is always different from the movie. Always. Not necessarily better (OK, it usually is, but I can think up several examples where I preferred the movie. Just saying), but invariably different. Everyone knows that. Even Mad Magazine:

[Found at Boing Boing]
I want to see the werewolf romantic comedy!

Food!Win
* OMG IT IS MONDAY AND I WANT CHOCOLATE BUTTERSCOTCH BROWNIES RIGHT NOW. THIS SECOND:

[Found at CakeSpy]
No, really, I think I need these in order to be a functioning human being. LOOK, I'll make it easy: You get the ingredients, I'LL make them. You get none of them, but you can smell them as they cook. BUTTERSCOTCH BROWNIES.
Is it really Monday? Where's the caffeine drip?

Nostalgia!Win
* CRAYONS YOU CAN EAT. They are made out of fruits and vegetables, and you can eat them:

[Found at Incredible Things]
Now they need to make an edible glue stick. Because the Glue Stick Eating Kid in my preschool always looked sad as he surreptitiously NOMMed on his stolen glue sticks. I always felt bad for him. Until he went to MIT. At 15.

Want
* OH MY GOD VLAD THE IMPALER ACTION FIGURE? YES. CRAZY AND WEIRD AND RANDOM, BUT EPIC WANT:

[Found at Nerd Approved]
It's $300.00, which is a lot of money, but it doesn't come out until August. A lot could happen by then. I could win the lottery! Or rob a bank. Or.... um... get nice presents from my friends?

Whut?
* Yeah, I can't pretend to understand why anyone would do this to a baby:

[Found at Unique Daily]
Where do you find a suit for babies? DO THEY MAKE THOSE NOW?

If anyone says, 'a case of the Mondays,' I am legally allowed to hit them with a stapler.
- LV

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