Blog* You do have a habit of saying the 'pansy stuff,' Sam. Truth hurts. Title is from Supernatural.Girly Shit* This was not the first thing I needed to see Monday morning:[Found at Shoe Lust]I... it's too early. Do I want this shoe? Do I hate this shoe? Are parts of this shoe edible? It's too damn early.Music* I have had this song stuck in my head for two days now, and I don't even LIKE Beyonce:It's starting to drive me insane. Or, more insane.Movie!Fail* They're making a Scream 4. I need to know why. Scream 3 sucked so bad it physically hurt. Scream 2 was a fun, stupid sequel, and Scream made me terrified of plate glass windows and phones. Scream 4 will no doubt destroy society, cause California to sink into the ocean, and mark the End Times.And don't even get me started on An American Werewolf in London redux, because I WILL BREAK THE INTERNET WITH MY ANGER. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? DO NOT REMAKE THIS MOVIE.Comics* Dear Marvel Smartass:You rock.Love, FEAR AND LOATHINGBooks* How awesome is this? It's a letter from Kurt Vonnegut, after he was a POW in Germany. I love and miss Kurt Vonnegut. He was a genius. I want to reread Breakfast of Champions.Food!Win* DUDE, THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY HEAD:[Found at This Is Why You're Fat]
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.Specifically, is is a cheesecake parfait, but there aren't any funny quotes about that.Daily Hot Guy[Chris Barrie, AKA Rimmer from Red Dwarf, very muddy and on the left, shown here in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, which is either very funny, or very sad, but I will always love him for yelling, 'SMEGHEAD' and kicking Death in the nuts. How could I not?]Moment Of Winsee more Epic FailsWords Of Win[Found at Unique Daily]Torchwood* I need this action figure, and I will take NO MOCKERY for this fact:[Found at Discount Anime Toys]IT'S IANTO JONES, BITCHES.People I Love* NEIL PATRICK HARRIS ON SESAME STREET:NEIL PATRICK HARRIS ON SESAME STREET. *cue epic arm!flail of JOY*Seriously, my face HURTS from grinning.OK, it's a rainy Monday, and frankly it should be spent sleeping and watching bad movies. But some of us have work. LIFE IS HARD.- LV
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