Just For The Record

Getting hammered on Spicy V-8 and vodka Bloody Marys and bawling over reruns of Gossip Girl is a really tragic way to spend your Saturday night.Michelle Trachtenberg is so delightfully nasty. Oh, and on to serious matters: on Election Day, I'll be doing a live blog for the day - updating every hour on Election updates (or more often, as the situation calls for) to have an authentic record of what will be an auspicious day in our nation's history, and permanently affect the course of history as we know it.I also would ask anyone who reads this blog to PLEASE VOTE. Voting is awesome. Everyone should vote.I miss my friends who are in other states (especially Kaje, who should move here, like NOW, solely to entertain me).I think this is a remarkably coherent and well-written post, considering how drunk I am. Huzzah for Elle.Oh, and Zack and Miri Make A Porno was really good and funny. Although A) poop is horrifying, and B) I never in this life have thought, "Gee, I really need to see Jason Mewes' junk." Otherwise, sweet, hilarious, and surprisingly hot. Not the porno scenes - but Seth Rogan... Damn. I've had a thing for him since Freaks & Geeks. He's a chubby, silly guy, but he can film a HOT sex scene. So huzzah for Seth Rogan as well. Vodka levels are running low. Must replenish ASAP.- LVPS WTF is with Sarah Palin carting her four month old around in a Halloween costume to fucking rallies? Seriously. The kid is tiny and wee, and should be sleeping and shitting in his bassinet, not promoting abstinence-only education and creationism. What manner of bullshit is this?

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