Blog* Title is from Joss Whedon.Random DialogueMe: I can't hear out of my right ear, and my left ear hurts really badly.
: This is a nursing student. Can she look on?Me: Uh, sure....
: Is there a bug in her ear?Me: There is no insect in my ear.NS: Are you sure? I saw it on TV. This guy had a COCKROACH in his head.Me: I do NOT have a cockroach in my head. BOTH ears hurt. Doctor: It's wax build-up brought on by her allergies and sinus infection. And some water trapped inside.Me: Yeah, I dyed my hair the other night. NS: Let me see! EWW.Me: Stop POKING my head.NS: It's so gross. Can I take a picture?Me: NO.Doctor: That's incredibly unprofessional.NS: But it looks so weird! It's BLACK.Me: PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE.Doctor: Maybe you should let me do this.Me: Do what?Doctor: We need to flush out your ears with this needle and some water.NS: Can I do it?Me & Doctor: NO.[Insert several minutes of excruciating pain]Me: That hurt worse than both tattoos I got. Combined.NS: Your face was all scrunched up!Me: Did you GO to medical school?Me: What are you doing?Brother: Barricading my room against the soul-sucker.Me: That won't work.Brother: Why not?Me: Because only the combined sexual magnetism of the Winchester brothers can stop the soul-suckers.Brother: No, look, I made a wall of Legos.Me: You are so naive.Brother: That show, Supernatural. Is it real?Me: Yep.Brother: Really?!Me: It's a documentary about two of the hottest demon-hunters on Earth.Brother: Are they going to stop the zombie apocalypse?Me: Don't be silly. No one can stop that.Brother: REALLY?Me: On the upside, you won't have to worry about finishing the sixth grade.[Brother runs off screaming]Aye: You're sick AGAIN.Me: I have a fever. And congestion Aye: Is it-Me: Don't say swine flu.Aye: It's a logical assumption. And I need to know SOMEONE who gets it.Me: Not it's NOT. I don't have swine flu. You're twisted.Aye: If you die, can I have your stuff?Me: No. I want to be buried with it. All of it.Aye: Well, when you're dead I'm taking your comics. And your shoes.Me: I am NOT dying.Aye: You could have consumption.Me: No one gets consumption anymore. Anyway, if I had consumption Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry would be here feeding me soup.Aye: WHAT?Me: You need to watch more British television.Aye: Look, if you don't have swine flu, and you don't have consumption, and you won't leave me your shoes and comics, what good are you to me?Me: I cherish our friendship.Mom: What are you watching?Me: The IT Crowd.Mom: Is that the British Office?Me: No. This is The IT Crowd. The Office is The Office.My head is spinning.- LV
: This is a nursing student. Can she look on?Me: Uh, sure....
: Is there a bug in her ear?Me: There is no insect in my ear.NS: Are you sure? I saw it on TV. This guy had a COCKROACH in his head.Me: I do NOT have a cockroach in my head. BOTH ears hurt. Doctor: It's wax build-up brought on by her allergies and sinus infection. And some water trapped inside.Me: Yeah, I dyed my hair the other night. NS: Let me see! EWW.Me: Stop POKING my head.NS: It's so gross. Can I take a picture?Me: NO.Doctor: That's incredibly unprofessional.NS: But it looks so weird! It's BLACK.Me: PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE.Doctor: Maybe you should let me do this.Me: Do what?Doctor: We need to flush out your ears with this needle and some water.NS: Can I do it?Me & Doctor: NO.[Insert several minutes of excruciating pain]Me: That hurt worse than both tattoos I got. Combined.NS: Your face was all scrunched up!Me: Did you GO to medical school?Me: What are you doing?Brother: Barricading my room against the soul-sucker.Me: That won't work.Brother: Why not?Me: Because only the combined sexual magnetism of the Winchester brothers can stop the soul-suckers.Brother: No, look, I made a wall of Legos.Me: You are so naive.Brother: That show, Supernatural. Is it real?Me: Yep.Brother: Really?!Me: It's a documentary about two of the hottest demon-hunters on Earth.Brother: Are they going to stop the zombie apocalypse?Me: Don't be silly. No one can stop that.Brother: REALLY?Me: On the upside, you won't have to worry about finishing the sixth grade.[Brother runs off screaming]Aye: You're sick AGAIN.Me: I have a fever. And congestion Aye: Is it-Me: Don't say swine flu.Aye: It's a logical assumption. And I need to know SOMEONE who gets it.Me: Not it's NOT. I don't have swine flu. You're twisted.Aye: If you die, can I have your stuff?Me: No. I want to be buried with it. All of it.Aye: Well, when you're dead I'm taking your comics. And your shoes.Me: I am NOT dying.Aye: You could have consumption.Me: No one gets consumption anymore. Anyway, if I had consumption Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry would be here feeding me soup.Aye: WHAT?Me: You need to watch more British television.Aye: Look, if you don't have swine flu, and you don't have consumption, and you won't leave me your shoes and comics, what good are you to me?Me: I cherish our friendship.Mom: What are you watching?Me: The IT Crowd.Mom: Is that the British Office?Me: No. This is The IT Crowd. The Office is The Office.My head is spinning.- LV
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