Blog* Or DOES IT? Title is from True Blood.Girly Shit* This does not bode well. John Malkovich is making his own clothing line. First of all, Why? I mean, yes he wears clothes quite frequently, but otherwise John Malkovich isn't someone I'd associate with fashion. The man can wear a suit and all, but... really? Wait, this is his SECOND clothing line? And the new one is called Technobohemian? What is GOING ON? Someone send Cameron Diaz back into his head for further investigation. Because... I just don't get it. If my boyfriend was wearing anything by John Malkovich, I would pause. Also, why isn't he making something really weird? He's John goddamn Malkovich? He should be making filing cabinets with pictures of his thighs, for example. I don't know where that example came from.Music* Lady Gaga was in :[Found at TheHollywoodGossip]She looks great, and her tattoos are awesome, but I kind of wish she was wearing a muppet-themed outfit. Screw with their heads, Miss Gaga!Technology* It's a wee little counter that tells you how much your passengers should pay when you give them a ride in your car. This would be great as a subtle hint for my grandmother, who insists on me escorting her around in my car whenever she visits. 'Grandma, I love you and cherish our time together. But gas, grass, or ass, nobody rides for free. And I really don't want the last two from you. Look, I don't make the rules! It's technology:[Found at DVICE]Of course, it's in Japanese yen, and I have enough trouble remembering how much shit costs here, so I'd be lazy and just demand $1000 for a ten minute drive. Then the screaming would start.Watchmen* Naturally, I saw this thanks to Puina, who MADE it, which is even more mind-boggling than just FINDING it. HOW DOES SHE DO THESE THINGS?:HOW she doesn't run her own country is a freaking mystery to me. Although then she'd have less time to kick ass on the internet, so I'm going to shut up now.* World Peace Through Jackie Earle Haley. If you don't click that link and listen to the podcast, you HATE world peace. And that's just SICK.Tattoo Of Win* For those people who think I don't post things that upset/alarm/disgust me, I present this tattoo:[Found at LOLTATZ]I don't know you, but I think I hate you. Yes, I still like Green Day. Leave me alone. I'm very sleepy.Food* NASA invented some shitty Gatorade-type drink:[Found at CrunchGear]Now, someone at NASA fucked up meters versus feet, and destroyed a multi-million dollar space thing. I'm not drinking ANYTHING they're involved with. Also, I am not an elite athlete. I'm not even an athlete. Moving is highly overrated. I drink fluids because I'm thirsty, not because I ran five miles. Thirsty from watching Torchwood and crying, or
and drooling. THOSE are my exercises. And yelling. Lots of yelling.Daily Hot Guy[Tom Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter series. Dude GREW UP. DAMN.]Words of Win[Found at PassiveAggressiveNotes]Books* This is true:see more Funny GraphsNow if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cry and drink until I can't feel feelings, or my lungs.Harry Potter* So, I saw Twilight last night:see more Lol CelebsYeah. It WAS that bad. Although Peter Facinelli is banging hot. And there was one sexy moment. BUT THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH. NOT ENOUGH AT ALL. I NEED TO SOAK MY BRAIN IN TEQUILA AND JACKIE EARLE HALEY'S ARMS. Sorry. I promised I wouldn't do this. I respect other people's taste and opinion. Even when they suck.Star Trek[Found at ONTD_StarTrek]I love macros. And you KNOW this is canon. More here. Including Serenity ones!Doctor Who* Oh, look, someone who died on Doctor Who is COMING BACK AND FINE. Is THAT dishonoring the character, Russell T. Davies? IS THAT UNDERMINING THE GREAT DEATH SCENE? I'M NOT YELLING. NOT YELLING AT ALL. I'M NOT UPSET. WHY DON'T YOU KILL THE DOCTOR, AND WE CAN SPEND AN HOUR EACH WEEK STARING AT THE VAST EMPTINESS OF SPACE, YOU MEAN LITTLE MAN? ....I forgot what I was yelling about. If Ianto was in this, I would be dead from the happies. DEAD I SAYS. Give thanks to BossMew, who found a link that didn't require technological knowledge to share, and Larissa, who showed me the original. If they joined forces, they could destroy MOUNTAINS. But they wouldn't. That would be RUDE.People I Love* I would marry David Cross.
and drooling. THOSE are my exercises. And yelling. Lots of yelling.Daily Hot Guy[Tom Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter series. Dude GREW UP. DAMN.]Words of Win[Found at PassiveAggressiveNotes]Books* This is true:see more Funny GraphsNow if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cry and drink until I can't feel feelings, or my lungs.Harry Potter* So, I saw Twilight last night:see more Lol CelebsYeah. It WAS that bad. Although Peter Facinelli is banging hot. And there was one sexy moment. BUT THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH. NOT ENOUGH AT ALL. I NEED TO SOAK MY BRAIN IN TEQUILA AND JACKIE EARLE HALEY'S ARMS. Sorry. I promised I wouldn't do this. I respect other people's taste and opinion. Even when they suck.Star Trek[Found at ONTD_StarTrek]I love macros. And you KNOW this is canon. More here. Including Serenity ones!Doctor Who* Oh, look, someone who died on Doctor Who is COMING BACK AND FINE. Is THAT dishonoring the character, Russell T. Davies? IS THAT UNDERMINING THE GREAT DEATH SCENE? I'M NOT YELLING. NOT YELLING AT ALL. I'M NOT UPSET. WHY DON'T YOU KILL THE DOCTOR, AND WE CAN SPEND AN HOUR EACH WEEK STARING AT THE VAST EMPTINESS OF SPACE, YOU MEAN LITTLE MAN? ....I forgot what I was yelling about. If Ianto was in this, I would be dead from the happies. DEAD I SAYS. Give thanks to BossMew, who found a link that didn't require technological knowledge to share, and Larissa, who showed me the original. If they joined forces, they could destroy MOUNTAINS. But they wouldn't. That would be RUDE.People I Love* I would marry David Cross.
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You would, too. POLYGAMY WIN!Why does coffee not love me as I love it? I will drink it until I win its affections.- LV
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