Blog* Bruce Campbell did not do a wheelie on a unicycle during last night's season premiere of Burn Notice, but only because he did not want to lower Michael's self esteem, and was far too busy teaching me lessons of courage, self-worth, & mango mojitos. Freakangels Friday* And once again, Friday has a purpose in my life! It has gotten to the point where I just hope Karl ISN'T in a chapter, because I want him to live forever in his garden with his little hat, chatting with his strawberries. Mr. Warren Ellis, PLEASE let Karl live? Per usual, I will post spoilers after my signature at the bottom of this entry, and WAIT until I finish blogging to read it. I'm like Jesus, on a girl with a computer and coffee all over her sweatshirt.Geek Want* This is especially brilliant for those of us who have lived in major cities, or had to utilize subway systems on rainy days:[Found at LikeCool]You pull the little string, and the umbrella bends down so as not to stab strangers with those pointy bits! Plus, if you're in a rush you can hold the string and use the umbrella to barge through crowds like a RAIN BULLET. Or, if someone is pissing you off, you can hold the string, sidle up beside them, and accidentally let go of the string, stabbing them with the pointy bit. 'Oh, sorry about your eye. Guess you shouldn't be going through every ringtone on your goddamn cell-phone while we're all stuck together on the subway, yeah? Stop crying, you only need one eye to text message.'Furniture* My furniture is ALIVE:[Found at DVICE]Or, you know, it would be if I owned this chair, instead of stupid dead chairs. Eventually, skinny people can sit directly on these trees without the aid of the plastic covering, but frankly everyone I know who has spent extensive time sitting in trees is a little tweaked. Yes, I know people who have spent years sitting in trees. No, I don't want to talk about it. Politics* I don't really have an special problem with Ralph Nader, but this whole article is too funny not to share.* I really despise Bill O'Reilly on an almost visceral level, so it pleases me that he knows nothing of the internet, while alarming me that this article discusses his junk.* Does Tom Tancredo understand why referring to ANY group as the 'Latino KKK without the hoods and without the nooses' will go down in history as one of the worst ideas ever? Who wants to sit Tommy down and have a little chat?Apocalypse How?* Have you seen the Will Smith movie
? I hope not, because it was terrible and I despise Will Smith and want him to go away and spend hours lying on top of a mirror admiring himself, and stop making terrible, terrible movies in a desperate bid for an Oscar that he will probably get one day, because a lot of people inexplicably love him, which would be FINE if he didn't have to send his spawn out to ruin the fucking Karate Kid movies.I do have a point. I brought up
because it featured Death By Jellyfish, which is funny as shit, and this is a giant jellyfish crop-circle, so obviously Will Smith is calling to the mother planet because Seven Pounds didn't get him an Oscar, and Earth must now be destroyed, so we will all die because Will Smith makes bad movie choices, The End.
? I hope not, because it was terrible and I despise Will Smith and want him to go away and spend hours lying on top of a mirror admiring himself, and stop making terrible, terrible movies in a desperate bid for an Oscar that he will probably get one day, because a lot of people inexplicably love him, which would be FINE if he didn't have to send his spawn out to ruin the fucking Karate Kid movies.I do have a point. I brought up
because it featured Death By Jellyfish, which is funny as shit, and this is a giant jellyfish crop-circle, so obviously Will Smith is calling to the mother planet because Seven Pounds didn't get him an Oscar, and Earth must now be destroyed, so we will all die because Will Smith makes bad movie choices, The End.
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