Blog* Oh, Bender. It's always Calculon's fault. Always.* Sorry for the lack of an update yesterday, but was busy, doing things. Also, it was Father's Day, which doesn't have anything directly to do with me since I'm a girl, but I HAVE a father, and I like him usually, so I had to be present. Also there was delicious food that demanded my eating it.Depression Session* This is a cute cardboard house in which to live once you have no money for a real house, with lights and electricity and dignity, and of course it would be nice to be in poverty but still fashionable, but what happens when it rains?[Found at IncredibleThings]Yeah, it rains, and you end up sitting in a pile of sodden cardboard that was once your home, wondering at what point your life careened out of control and left you bereft and soaked. I'd say you'd have to worry about robbers, given the lack of security, but really, even the most strung-out druggie isn't going to try their luck in a cardboard house. Silver lining?Girly Shit* I dislike Megan Fox, because I think she's boring and tacky and untalented, and she has terrible tattoos, and who gets THEIR OWN POETRY TATTOOED ON THEIR BODY but I really, really want these shoes:[Found at TheDailyPump]I would happily live in the cardboard house in order to afford these shoes. Admittedly, the zombie apocalypse would become far more problematic, since I'd be living with no defense system and wearing shoes I couldn't run in, but you know what? Sometimes you have to suffer for fashion. Or Megan Fox could give me a pair, to make up for the fact that I know too much about this woman and her life.Music* If you are going to get arrested for illegally downloading music, at least let it be good music. At least get fined a fuckload of money for music that is cool and edgy and interesting. And look, I get that music costs money, and that musicians should get paid for their work, and I get annoyed when people illegally download movies (although Be Kind Rewind has a powerful statement about copyright bullshit) and I use iTunes for my music purchases, thank you VERY MUCH, but you know what? This is bullshit. Just ban her from the damn site. Or tell her since she broke the law, you'll monitor her IP address for some period of time. But Music Industry, technology is changing, and you need to get with it and alter your rather archaic attitude towards downloading. Because scary as it is to get charged over a million bucks for a few incredibly awful songs, most people won't stop. They'll just get better at swiping music. Not me. This blog stretches the limits of my technological skills. I try to do something like that, the internet BREAKS. Which the Music Industry might like, actually.Technology* If God text the Ten Commandments, I might not be an atheist:
becomes a sad, sad testament to the fall of a society and the death of creativity. And it's Monday. I don't NEED that.Words Of Win* This is exactly what would happen if I drove a tour bus. I once tried to drive to the town next to mine for coffee, and ended up in New York. My sense of direction is either reversed, or set up for a wholly different planet.see more Fail BlogYouTube Wonders* It's Monday, which means most people are cranky and hostile, so it seemed like a good time to post this link to a girl and her family who I want to yell at and make snarky comments about, because they disgust me with EVERYTHING THEY DO:HOLY SHIT. Movies* Johnny Depp must be so pleased with the new Alice photos:[Found Iconocast]He has finally scared me out of finding him attractive. At least for a few minutes. Here's another shot, which terrifies me, and includes Anne Hathaway and Helena Bonham Carter, who also scares me but who I want to be best friends with because she knows everyone and is from another, more interesting plane of existence:And here's an article. Michael Sheen is playing the White Rabbit. HOW WONDERFUL IS THAT GOING TO BE?!Daily Hot Guy[David Tennant, who is going to be the sexiest Hamlet in the history of Shakespeare, and who reminds me in this picture of his short but pivotal role as Barty Crouch, Jr. in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, which I love mainly because in the scene below he goes from an elegant and collected young gentleman to completely twitchy bugshit insane in about thirty seconds, and that is HOT]OK, there should be a video here, but I couldn't find it on YouTube because I SUCK. And I have to go to work. I'll find it LATER. Maybe.- LV
"1. no1 b4 me. srsly. 2. dnt wrshp pix/idols3. no omg's"The rest are here. Hallowed be thy name.Watchmen* This was sent to me via Twitter, and I WANT IT WHY IS THIS NOT MINE?!IT IS A RORSCHACH PILLOW AND IT COMES FROM JAPAN AND RORSCHACH IS A GODDAMN PILLOWCASE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M SO INSANE ABOUT THIS BUT I WANT TO SNUGGLE IT. FOREVER. LOOK AT HIS LITTLE WEE SOCKS WITH HOLES IN THEM OMFG I WILL DARN THEM FOR HIM. RORSCHACH PILLOW. OH GOD HOW DO I COME TO CALL YOU MY OWN?!Tattoo Of Win[Found at LOLTATZ]Food* Ew. I'm sorry, but EW.
“When Tim Browne sits down to a bowl of corn flakes in the morning, he slurps up one unusual, and controversial, extra ingredient: his own daughter’s breast milk."There's a reason, a health reason, but I refuse to get past the fact that a man is ingesting his own child's breast milk. Also, the article uses the word 'slurp.' I no longer am hungry.Comics* Dear Josh: Your analysis of shit comics makes me laugh, and for that I tip my hat to you, sir. Do not stop, because otherwise the terrorists win. And
becomes a sad, sad testament to the fall of a society and the death of creativity. And it's Monday. I don't NEED that.Words Of Win* This is exactly what would happen if I drove a tour bus. I once tried to drive to the town next to mine for coffee, and ended up in New York. My sense of direction is either reversed, or set up for a wholly different planet.see more Fail BlogYouTube Wonders* It's Monday, which means most people are cranky and hostile, so it seemed like a good time to post this link to a girl and her family who I want to yell at and make snarky comments about, because they disgust me with EVERYTHING THEY DO:HOLY SHIT. Movies* Johnny Depp must be so pleased with the new Alice photos:[Found Iconocast]He has finally scared me out of finding him attractive. At least for a few minutes. Here's another shot, which terrifies me, and includes Anne Hathaway and Helena Bonham Carter, who also scares me but who I want to be best friends with because she knows everyone and is from another, more interesting plane of existence:And here's an article. Michael Sheen is playing the White Rabbit. HOW WONDERFUL IS THAT GOING TO BE?!Daily Hot Guy[David Tennant, who is going to be the sexiest Hamlet in the history of Shakespeare, and who reminds me in this picture of his short but pivotal role as Barty Crouch, Jr. in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, which I love mainly because in the scene below he goes from an elegant and collected young gentleman to completely twitchy bugshit insane in about thirty seconds, and that is HOT]OK, there should be a video here, but I couldn't find it on YouTube because I SUCK. And I have to go to work. I'll find it LATER. Maybe.- LV
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