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* Purple IS a fruit, and woe be it to those LIARS who say otherwise. Title is from The Simpsons.
* I don't know why this sends me into a giggling fit of happy joy every time I look at it, but it does:
[Made by Erin]
I think partly it's because Rorschach looks rather surprised to be riding a dinosaur. But mostly, can you IMAGINE Watchmen with dinosaurs? Veidt would have had some frilly bastard. Dan would have a duckbill dinosaur. TRUFAX.
Patrick Swayze
* I'm sad about Patrick Swayze. He fought for such a long time, and outlived all the doctor's expectations, and even kept acting. Plus he was in Road House, Point Break, and Donnie Darko. Here are some videos that I think spoke best about why we all loved him:
I am NOT reposting the Patrick Swayze centaur tattoo, because once freaked me out enough. But click here for some... questionable tributes.
As for me? Movie marathon, STAT. And nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Watchmen
* I love this so much:
Midnight Investigations by *DanceswithElvis on deviantART
* Here's an interview with director Zack Snyder, who is way too attractive to be a director.
I NEED the Ultimate Edition DVD. Or I'll explode. I do that sometimes. QUICK, IDENTIFY THE QUOTE.
Comics
* I never liked Ant-Man much. I feel he has a lot of issues, and is basically just overcompensating for being tiny and bitter. Marvel Smart Ass theorizes that it's more a lack of sleep than a 'size does matter' issue. But nobody who dresses like that has good self esteem. Just saying.
* Comic!Porn alert! This is the inked variant cover for the next issue of Joe Hill's Locke & Key:
Why isn't it November, dammit? No, I want it to be October. So much fun shit is happening in October. October will be my Month of Jubilee. And then November would be closer, and all would be well in the world.
Tattoo Of Win
* First I'd like to say that this is a very well-done tattoo:
[Found at LOLTATZ]
Second... yeah, that's all I can say. It's a hot dog, man.
Daily Hot Guy
[Dweezil Zappa, who does have the coolest name ever, and who has a fabulous mane of hair and gives a fucking badass live performance. Zappa Does Zappa is epic. If you get the chance to see it, you need to take it. For the sake of your immortal soul.]
Words Of Win
In retrospect, did you need your cell phone THAT badly?
Russell Brand
* Dear Mr. Brand: I love you
And you will be in New York City tonight, and I CANNOT GO, because I have work and no money and no time, and I think you need to come to New Jersey and bring your sexy British love. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
Glee
* Glee is on tonight, life is worth LIVING. Here's a review of the season premiere, because it was so good that even reading about it will give you a warm, ecstasy-filled feeling of safety and love.
I'm just annoyed I have to wait until November for the soundtrack. I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY MONEY, GLEE. WHY WILL YOU NOT ACCEPT IT?
Politics
* This shirt is beyond asinine:
[Found at TrueSlant]
Look, as I always say, you don't have to like the President, or his policies, or anything about him. That's why America is great: we can all disagree. But it is NEVER OK for someone to YELL during the President's speech. It wouldn't have been OK during George W. Bush's tenure. You have a problem with what the President is saying? Great, a lot of people do. You won't be alone. But YELLING like an angry child? Are you JOKING?
And wearing a T-shirt that endorses it? The universe is frowning at you. Not because of your opinions or ideals, but because your BEHAVIOR is reprehensible, and really, grow up and wait your turn to speak. It's RUDE. Not good rude either, or even funny rude. Just plan old rude. That is never OK, unless you're Spider Jerusalem, and then everything is OK, because you have a bowel disruptor.
* This is by far the most insane political discourse you will find on the internet today. It involves urine. No, really, there is a discussion about peeing. Just watch the first two minutes.
And the article on it featured the phrase PEE PEE RAGE, which makes me laugh every damn time, because I have no maturity whatsoever.
* He said a SWEAR!
See, this just makes me like him more. Also the joke about the flies. What? I am NOT fair and balanced, and would never pretend to be, ever. Because I'm a terrible liar, and I don't expect anyone else to be unbiased, either.
Food
* Most of my friends find my eating habits bizarre. I hate raisins with a passion, and distrust red peppers, but I love strange mixtures of food. And I jive on weird foods, as anyone who reads this blog knows. But really, is this that weird of a combination?
[Found at ThisIsWhyYoureFat]
It's a bacon-infused onion ring. So it's deep fried onions and bacon. There is nothing odd about that combination.
This would probably kill my temperamental stomach in a rush of agony and fried remorse, but it would be delicious before that.
* Mo Rocca ruined jelly beans for me:
Watch CBS Videos Online
He's a mean man. NOT THE JELLY BEANS!
Celebrity!Win
* Unlike some people, I think Serena Williams was awesome when she started threatening to skull-fuck the judge to death with her tennis racket:
Sports are intense. People lose their shit and scream and cry and curse and make threats. It's OVERWHELMING. And she didn't offer some half-assed apology. And sports are more fun with people being nuts, yes? That's why we like hockey. VIOLENCE. And why we enjoy loose-cannon sports players. They keep it interesting.
That being said, violence is never the answer, ever. But screaming at people is fine. I won't respect you, but I will laugh at how everyone panics.
Depression Session
* Remember when sales got everyone excited, and you based your shopping trips around them, and they were like unofficial national holidays, full of joy and light and hope for a better tomorrow?
[Found at MentalFloss]
Yeah, those days are gone. Save $-10! 3 for the price of 3!
[Found at TheBestThingEver]
Did the sun suddenly go black in the sky?
OK, ADBB (I miss The X-Files sometimes. Don't judge me.)
- LV
* Purple IS a fruit, and woe be it to those LIARS who say otherwise. Title is from The Simpsons.
* I don't know why this sends me into a giggling fit of happy joy every time I look at it, but it does:
[Made by Erin]
I think partly it's because Rorschach looks rather surprised to be riding a dinosaur. But mostly, can you IMAGINE Watchmen with dinosaurs? Veidt would have had some frilly bastard. Dan would have a duckbill dinosaur. TRUFAX.
Patrick Swayze
* I'm sad about Patrick Swayze. He fought for such a long time, and outlived all the doctor's expectations, and even kept acting. Plus he was in Road House, Point Break, and Donnie Darko. Here are some videos that I think spoke best about why we all loved him:
I am NOT reposting the Patrick Swayze centaur tattoo, because once freaked me out enough. But click here for some... questionable tributes.
As for me? Movie marathon, STAT. And nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Watchmen
* I love this so much:
Midnight Investigations by *DanceswithElvis on deviantART
* Here's an interview with director Zack Snyder, who is way too attractive to be a director.
I NEED the Ultimate Edition DVD. Or I'll explode. I do that sometimes. QUICK, IDENTIFY THE QUOTE.
Comics
* I never liked Ant-Man much. I feel he has a lot of issues, and is basically just overcompensating for being tiny and bitter. Marvel Smart Ass theorizes that it's more a lack of sleep than a 'size does matter' issue. But nobody who dresses like that has good self esteem. Just saying.
* Comic!Porn alert! This is the inked variant cover for the next issue of Joe Hill's Locke & Key:
Why isn't it November, dammit? No, I want it to be October. So much fun shit is happening in October. October will be my Month of Jubilee. And then November would be closer, and all would be well in the world.
Tattoo Of Win
* First I'd like to say that this is a very well-done tattoo:
[Found at LOLTATZ]
Second... yeah, that's all I can say. It's a hot dog, man.
Daily Hot Guy
[Dweezil Zappa, who does have the coolest name ever, and who has a fabulous mane of hair and gives a fucking badass live performance. Zappa Does Zappa is epic. If you get the chance to see it, you need to take it. For the sake of your immortal soul.]
Words Of Win
An East Bay triple-slaying suspect left his cell phone behind at the scene of a Pinole burglary and then called it to get it back, unaware that a police officer was on the other end, authorities said Tuesday.
In retrospect, did you need your cell phone THAT badly?
Russell Brand
* Dear Mr. Brand: I love you
And you will be in New York City tonight, and I CANNOT GO, because I have work and no money and no time, and I think you need to come to New Jersey and bring your sexy British love. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
Glee
* Glee is on tonight, life is worth LIVING. Here's a review of the season premiere, because it was so good that even reading about it will give you a warm, ecstasy-filled feeling of safety and love.
I'm just annoyed I have to wait until November for the soundtrack. I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY MONEY, GLEE. WHY WILL YOU NOT ACCEPT IT?
Politics
* This shirt is beyond asinine:
[Found at TrueSlant]
Look, as I always say, you don't have to like the President, or his policies, or anything about him. That's why America is great: we can all disagree. But it is NEVER OK for someone to YELL during the President's speech. It wouldn't have been OK during George W. Bush's tenure. You have a problem with what the President is saying? Great, a lot of people do. You won't be alone. But YELLING like an angry child? Are you JOKING?
And wearing a T-shirt that endorses it? The universe is frowning at you. Not because of your opinions or ideals, but because your BEHAVIOR is reprehensible, and really, grow up and wait your turn to speak. It's RUDE. Not good rude either, or even funny rude. Just plan old rude. That is never OK, unless you're Spider Jerusalem, and then everything is OK, because you have a bowel disruptor.
* This is by far the most insane political discourse you will find on the internet today. It involves urine. No, really, there is a discussion about peeing. Just watch the first two minutes.
And the article on it featured the phrase PEE PEE RAGE, which makes me laugh every damn time, because I have no maturity whatsoever.
* He said a SWEAR!
See, this just makes me like him more. Also the joke about the flies. What? I am NOT fair and balanced, and would never pretend to be, ever. Because I'm a terrible liar, and I don't expect anyone else to be unbiased, either.
Food
* Most of my friends find my eating habits bizarre. I hate raisins with a passion, and distrust red peppers, but I love strange mixtures of food. And I jive on weird foods, as anyone who reads this blog knows. But really, is this that weird of a combination?
[Found at ThisIsWhyYoureFat]
It's a bacon-infused onion ring. So it's deep fried onions and bacon. There is nothing odd about that combination.
This would probably kill my temperamental stomach in a rush of agony and fried remorse, but it would be delicious before that.
* Mo Rocca ruined jelly beans for me:
Watch CBS Videos Online
He's a mean man. NOT THE JELLY BEANS!
Celebrity!Win
* Unlike some people, I think Serena Williams was awesome when she started threatening to skull-fuck the judge to death with her tennis racket:
Sports are intense. People lose their shit and scream and cry and curse and make threats. It's OVERWHELMING. And she didn't offer some half-assed apology. And sports are more fun with people being nuts, yes? That's why we like hockey. VIOLENCE. And why we enjoy loose-cannon sports players. They keep it interesting.
That being said, violence is never the answer, ever. But screaming at people is fine. I won't respect you, but I will laugh at how everyone panics.
Depression Session
* Remember when sales got everyone excited, and you based your shopping trips around them, and they were like unofficial national holidays, full of joy and light and hope for a better tomorrow?
[Found at MentalFloss]
Yeah, those days are gone. Save $-10! 3 for the price of 3!
[Found at TheBestThingEver]
Did the sun suddenly go black in the sky?
OK, ADBB (I miss The X-Files sometimes. Don't judge me.)
- LV
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